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High Five Me Again, Yeah

You high fived the arm one too many times.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 6:21pm

We Don't Go There

You entered the forbidden mouse hole.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 6:27pm

Kvlt Grooves

You used the kvlt code to get the kvlt black metal audio tape.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 6:17pm

Notavirus.exe

You installed a virus in IT.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Carpal Tunnel Revenue

You pressed the ad button 10000 times and skipped the puzzle. You also may have carpal tunnel.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 7:35pm

Down in the Dungeon

You found the Lich King Dungeon. (Steve's holiday house)
Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 6:55pm

High Fidelity

You collected all the audio tapes.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 6:50pm

Toast My Buns

You dated a toaster. Your buns are now nice and toasy.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 6:13pm

Quak Me Hard

You dated a duck-human. The rumours are true.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 6:16pm

Oh My What Long Arms You Have

You dated a noodle hands mutant. Flexibility is a blessing.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 6:08pm

Succulent Space Odyseey

You bid a farewell to a space cactus.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 6:50pm

Keeps Me Company

You defended yourself in the way only way you know how.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 7:08pm

Dope

You listened to Doug drop some phat beatsies.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 5:28pm

Qualified IT Consultant

You listened to enough IT advice, you could probably get mid tier IT consulting job.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 6:41pm

There's No Place Like Wall

You talked to the Man in the Wall.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 6:56pm

Crowd Pleaser

You learned some sweet dance moves.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 6:02pm

F.R.I.D.G.E C.R.E.A.M

You listened to a fridge drop some phat rhymes
Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 6:01pm

Koniec

You completed Paradigm. Dope.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 8:11pm