Shrek is easily the greatest character of any media, of all time. I don't think I could compact this speech into only one minute. But Shrek has influenced me by, being extremely hot, teaching life lessons, and giving me hours of entertainment. Before I sleep at night, I think about Shrek, when I wake up, I think about Shrek. I cannot explain the feelings Shrek gives me. He is a huge influence, and easily one of the best. First, he is extremely hot. Shrek is the perfect specimen of a handsome humanoid male, his creamy green skin, chiseled features, and perfectly sculpted eyebrows. Now, the perfect man isn't complete without the perfect woman, which would be Fiona. In ogre form, they make the perfect couple.

Besides from being extremely hot, Shrek also teaches valuable lessons. He explains the depth of ogres, with an explanatory parable. The fact that the ogres have layers is a metaphor for the inner being of all humans. Also, Shrek shows we can have friends in the most unlikely of places, by befriending a donkey. As well as teaching valuable lessons, Shrek provides hours of entertainment. The stories in his movies are meticulously written, except for Shrek 3, which seems forced and lazy. Otherwise, the jokes are on par with the work of world class comedians, and deserves the attention of all. In conclusion, Shrek is the greatest film franchise of all time and extremely influential of my life.

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