I no longer am constipated by design. I am for now intestine incapable. For my is now emmiting deadly dose of gamma radiation. Soon I shall
For this reason the goverment has not only quarantined my house and family in a steel sarcofagous, for this reason my wifi is at an all time high of 3kbps .


I am certain you are all comfortable in this very instance I am updating.

I am alive and enjoy the sweetness of cake alongside the bitter of tea.