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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2023 @ 12:06pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2023 @ 3:05am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2023 @ 4:03am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 7:51am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 9:30am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 2:42pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 2:48pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 3:48pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2023 @ 4:42pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 6:33am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 6:40am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 9:48am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 10:35am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2023 @ 11:35am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2023 @ 11:39am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2023 @ 11:42am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2023 @ 12:26pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2023 @ 4:03am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 2:26pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 2:48pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 4:27pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 4:27pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 4:27pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2023 @ 11:39am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2023 @ 12:29pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2023 @ 5:18am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 7:57am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2023 @ 11:34am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2023 @ 11:34am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2023 @ 12:17pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2023 @ 4:53am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2023 @ 4:45pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2023 @ 10:24am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2023 @ 11:35am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2023 @ 5:44am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2023 @ 11:40am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2023 @ 3:17am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 6:33am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2023 @ 11:58am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2023 @ 5:44am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 2:54pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2023 @ 11:42am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2023 @ 4:53am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 2:24pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2023 @ 7:44am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 2:48pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2023 @ 5:06pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 3:14pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 6:39am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 2:22pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2023 @ 4:40pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 6:52am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 2:26pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2023 @ 4:43pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 10:40am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 11:23am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 11:23am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 12:34pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2023 @ 11:41am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 7:43am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 9:47am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2023 @ 7:44am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2023 @ 5:18am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 7:25am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 2:42pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 10:47am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked Jan 19 @ 5:58am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 11:48am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 2:51pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Jan 13 @ 2:44pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 4:27pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 2:48pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2023 @ 4:53pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 10:46am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 2:44pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 6:40am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 9:30am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 2:24pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 3:18pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2023 @ 4:15am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 10:31am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 6:46am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 12:11pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 12:14pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 7:51am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 4:08pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 2:22pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2023 @ 11:38am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 9:41am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2023 @ 1:33pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2023 @ 4:58pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2023 @ 4:46pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 10:51am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 10:54am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 10:53am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 12:34pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 12:38pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 3:13pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 6:35am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 10:49am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 12:38pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 10:34am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 7:05am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 2:51pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 2:23pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 6:11am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 10:26am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 2:42pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 10:48am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 10:34am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 10:35am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 10:36am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 10:49am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 12:31pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 12:32pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 12:32pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 12:33pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 12:35pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 2:22pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 2:48pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 10:50am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 12:40pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2023 @ 4:53pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 6:40am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 7:52am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 7:52am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 12:38pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 12:40pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 12:40pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 12:41pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 7:22am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 7:22am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 5:25am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 2:50pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 9:42am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 10:32am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 7:09am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2023 @ 11:40am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2023 @ 12:26pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 7:57am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 3:19pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 6:45am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 9:47am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 1:52pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2023 @ 1:33pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 10:27am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 10:27am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2023 @ 4:03am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 2:38pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2023 @ 4:51pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 10:34am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 10:34am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 10:57am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 10:57am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 11:12am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 12:43pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 12:48pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 6:41am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 7:04am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 7:15am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 7:18am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 5:50am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 5:48am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 5:51am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 5:52am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 5:51am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 5:56am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 5:56am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 5:57am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 4:27pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 10:25am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked Jan 6 @ 7:30am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 7:03am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 10:51am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 10:28am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 10:49am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 10:50am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 12:38pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 12:41pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 12:42pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 6:08am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 6:14am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 6:58am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 2:55pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 10:51am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 11:07am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 12:40pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 6:10am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 6:37am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 7:18am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 5:57am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 3:48pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2023 @ 4:42pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2023 @ 4:47pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 6:32am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 6:49am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 9:46am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 10:27am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 10:40am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 10:52am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 11:31am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 12:33pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 3:05pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2023 @ 10:24am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 4:15pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2023 @ 4:53pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 6:40am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 12:41pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 12:38pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 5:25am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 10:49am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 10:50am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 12:41pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 12:42pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 6:07am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 6:11am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 6:53am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 7:02am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 7:17am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 6:01am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 2:22pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 6:27am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2023 @ 9:45am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Jan 13 @ 2:02pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 11:03pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2023 @ 8:08am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked Jul 2 @ 3:32am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 6:49am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 12:41pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 6:08am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 6:39am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 5:51am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 6:05am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 6:20am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 12:41pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 12:42pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 12:53pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 6:10am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 6:39am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 7:00am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 7:13am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 6:00am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 6:01am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 6:12am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 6:20am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 5:55am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 6:42am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 5:56am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 5:52am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 5:57am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 6:18am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 6:07am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 2:54pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 3:02pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 3:05pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 3:02pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 3:03pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 3:07pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 9:41am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked Aug 8 @ 6:15am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked May 15 @ 2:53am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked Jul 2 @ 3:35am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked Aug 8 @ 6:15am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked Aug 8 @ 6:15am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked Aug 8 @ 6:15am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2023 @ 10:19am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 3:59pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 6:49am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 10:50am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 12:40pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 6:05am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 7:02am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 6:11am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 2:49pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 12:41pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 6:01am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 9:58am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 6:46am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 12:34pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 6:39am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 6:10am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 6:13am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 6:57am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 7:02am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 5:59am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 6:01am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 6:12am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 6:20am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 6:47am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 2:50pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 3:01pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 3:02pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 6:57am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 7:02am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 7:17am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 5:59am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 6:11am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 6:13am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 6:24am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 2:50pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 2:55pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 3:02pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 3:02pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 9:39am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 6:31am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 5:55am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 5:59am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 6:00am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 6:14am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 2:51pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 2:55pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 3:06pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 9:40am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 10:33am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 10:53am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 12:52pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 2:33pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 2:33pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 7:21am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 7:21am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 10:10am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 2:47pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 2:48pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 7:09am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 1:47pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 11:35pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 11:26am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 19 @ 6:22am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 6:20am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 6:11am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 5:59am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 6:11am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 6:12am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 6:13am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 2:49pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 2:55pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 3:01pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 3:02pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 3:06pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 9:59am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 6:39am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 1:42pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 11:05pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2023 @ 4:42pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 6:49am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 10:51am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 12:40pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 6:07am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 7:16am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 6:12am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 2:50pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 3:06pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 6:39am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 11:42pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 12:43pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 6:02am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 9:58am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 2:50pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 10:10am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 6:20am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 6:40am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 12:35pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 6:35am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 10:46am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 11:47am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 7:03am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 6:11am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 2:50pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 3:02pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 6:38am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 11:08pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 11:26am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 12:46pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 6:19am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 6:41am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 3:02pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 9:47am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 12:34pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 7 @ 11:03am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 11:26am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 11:26am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 13 @ 2:10pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 19 @ 6:22am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2023 @ 1:33pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 6:39am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 1:21pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 1:34pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 11:01pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 11:22am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 9:39am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 2:50pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 6:13am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 2:21pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 2:50pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 3:01pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 3:02pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 3:06pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 9:50am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 6:38am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 1:40pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 11:00pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 11:25pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 6 @ 7:22am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 13 @ 2:08pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 11:26am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 11:26am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 6 @ 7:06am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 3:01pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 3:02pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 3:03pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 9:48am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 6:35am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 6:38am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 1:46pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 11:14pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 10:10am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 13 @ 2:05pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 11:26am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 11:26am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 11:26am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jul 9 @ 12:02pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 10:36am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 10:57am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 12:40pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 6:38am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 6:00am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 6:20am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 3:02pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 9:50am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 10:59pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 13 @ 2:04pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 11:26am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 6:43am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 1:24pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 6:11am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 12:41pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 6:12am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 10:10am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 13 @ 2:45pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 21 @ 3:21am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2023 @ 11:38am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2023 @ 11:44am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2023 @ 11:34am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2023 @ 3:52am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2023 @ 12:06pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 10:24am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 6:36am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 11:26am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 10:45am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 12:34pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 6:06am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 5:59am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 6:13am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 2:55pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 9:47am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 1:40pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jan 6 @ 7:14am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 11:26am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 6:06am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 2:23pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 1:30pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 3:03pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 9:39am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 9:59am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 6:55am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 1:42pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 11:04pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 11:38pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 7 @ 11:03am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 11:26am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 11:26am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 11:26am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jul 2 @ 3:33am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 12:40pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2023 @ 11:38am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 9:49am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 6:50am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 11:26am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked Jan 6 @ 7:30am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 3:09pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 10:47am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 10:28am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 11:26am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 11:23am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 6:40am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 6:11am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 2:51pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 3:05pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 6:49am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 11:35pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 11:26am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked Jan 19 @ 6:22am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 6:20am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 2:52pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 1:35pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 6:38am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 1:41pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 11:02pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 11:30pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 10:10am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked Jan 13 @ 2:07pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 11:26am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 11:26am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 19 @ 5:27am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked Jan 13 @ 2:10pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 11:07am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 12:40pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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