Part-time gamer, lifelong ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. If you're reading this because I just kicked your ass, feel free to pretend you're still better than me by leaving your most butthurt comments below - trust me, the more you swear the cooler you look.

If your keyboard isn't coated in a layer of Cheeto's dust and neck sweat, I'll entertain any trade offers or game requests I can.