"♥♥♥♥ me sideways, I reckon I ♥♥♥♥ myself." -Ozzy

"Don't do it, but if you do, wrap your willy." -Dad

"You sound like a dolphin who just snorted crack, then masturbated for 10 hours." -Mike

"Oh Jesus." -Bill

"I'm not sexist, because that is wrong, and being wrong is for women." -Shadow

"I am the patron saint of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥." -Aleks

"ALRIGHT!!!" -Evan

"You got one of them fat clithoods? Get the ♥♥♥♥ out." -Anthony

"I made your eggs this morning, naked, wearing Gucci flip flops." -Jesse

"The most excitement you get in a day is when your finger slips through the toilet paper." -Hova

"CBS cares." -Craig

"Are memes and instrument?" -Tyler

"... And if a frog had wings it wouldn't bump it's ass." -Gary

"Suicide is badass." -Danny

"Wait, two for the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥?" -Inertia

"I put enough clothes on so you can't peek at my ass, cause I know you two try." -Grandma

"Jesus Christ its Jason Bourne." -The World, August 2016

"What's better than one NaPoM?" -NaPoM

"I'll take 'What the ♥♥♥♥ Did I Do?' for a thousand." -Billy

"Hey look, a quarter." -レムは私の愛です

"Have a look at that big ♥♥♥♥ off Jesus, watching over the Olympics." -Ozzy

"How bout a magic trick?" -Heath

"The thing I learned from school was, 'Try not to be a ♥♥♥♥.'" -Jim

"Cocaine is a hell of a drug." -Rick

"I don't have a clue what's going on but I do have a stiffie." -Ozzy

"I'm just a ♥♥♥♥♥ with a rocket launcher." -Unknown

"It's a giraffe." -Patrick

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did–in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car." -Bob

"I like pudding, pudding, pudding. I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate jello, jello, jello." -Pete

"I can't believe it's not margarine." -Unknown

"So you're a girl who can copy all of NaPoM's beats sound for sound? Oh, the plot thickens."
-Heat

"Bet." -Chase

"Brace your boobies." -Zach

"You never see a guy taking a ♥♥♥♥ while running at full speed." -Geroge

"Why his hairline askew?" -Walter

"Boutta go eat healthy stuff and ♥♥♥♥." -Elise

"I wanna kill gangsters in purple pants." -Waffles

"🎵 If life is a highway, and you're going my way LICK MY LEGS. 🎵" -Memes

"Every FAT person is BLACK Albert" -Me, myself and I

"♥♥♥♥." -Pooh

"I'm just memeing around with Jesus and bananas." -♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

"Wingardian Ridewbulus." -Us

"He gone.' -SMI77Y

"Go home, Go bed." -Wildcat

"The best thing we can do right now is to stay motivated." -Pricly

"Don't be sorry hoe, be careful." -Kat

"Are you getting emotionally attached to Winrar?" -MEith

"Black people were created by the government." -Austin

"DISGUSTANG!" -An Angry Scottish Mother

"CHICK-FIL-A!!!!" -Manny

"At the edge of the universe lies a wall of Pikachu's." -Memify

"Sick Nasty." -.berraK

"No pants, no chance." -SMii7Y

“Buttholes are hydration for the soul.” -Elise

"I ran around with a machine gun and screamed." -Mishel <3

"...Now when people walk in my room, they'll be like, 'Hey, I don't exist!'" -Andy Griff

“Look, 18 bullets.” -Ur boi

"I need to go to my tower and jump off." -memes

"Alcohol never made me act that cool." -Steve-O

"Billie Eilish fans are people who have never had an ounce of meaning in their entire lives." - Angel

"Shoot yourself in the back of the head so people wonder." - Renegade

“Yea, stretch out your testicles like a canvas, draw a nice little portrait of yourself, and scrunch it back up to see yourself age!” -Russel

"'Don't you wanna go to the Olympics?' Only if we are committing an act of terrorism." -Tim

"I've jerked off so many times that there has to be feces in her mouth or it doesn't count." -Horse Shoe

"What the ♥♥♥♥ am I doing?" -My Yafadabado