Success is getting what you want; happiness is wanting what you get.
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Whenever the literary German dives into a sentence, that is the last
you are going to see of him until he emerges on the other side of his
Atlantic with his verb in his mouth.
-- Mark Twain "A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court"
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FOOLED you! Absorb EGO SHATTERING impulse rays, polyester poltroon!!
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Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.
-- Baskins
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Lack of capability is usually disguised by lack of interest.
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DIDI ... is that a MARTIAN name, or, are we in ISRAEL?
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There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.
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QOTD:
"If you keep an open mind people will throw a lot of garbage in it."
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...although his body had been around quite a lot his mind had never gone further than the inside of his head.
(Equal rites)
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