Stinky +99

wait, wait, wait.... hold your horses... uhm... YOU'RE A GIRL GAMER?!!?! O_O Not to be a freak, but.. just when I thought you couldn't get more attractive.. you started playing video games. Nicely done, m'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman. If you had missed a couple before, now you can be sure you've got us ALL "drooling", lol.

H-hello there ^_^ sweat sweat you seem to be a sweet lady... and a gamer girl too! nervous laughter @_@

dabs sweat off of forehead U-u-umm... I- I... I think stares deeply into your eyes I think I might... l-l-l... (｀・ω・´) LOVE you... Haha

After you melon bombed me four rounds in a row... blushes I knew we were meant to...

meant to be together! (๑￫‿￩๑)

I... I just... ummm... Would you... maybe...? Umm... maybe... runs away

peeking out from behind nearby wall ...would you m-m-marry me...?

smiles shyly

A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

+100 rep

-99 rep thinks she is the crowbar master