My name is Baljeet Tjinder. I'm 12 years old. My house is in the northeast section of The Tri-State Area, where all my friends are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Phineas and Ferb Construction company, and I get home every day by 5 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, nor do I drink.

I'm in bed by 10 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of Calculus before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up.

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any equations, like trigonometry and algebra, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to try to go on Jeopardy I wouldn't lose to anyone.