I once met this guy at a night club in germany after esl one cologne a few years ago. Dude was with coldzera, hunter, stewie2k, and a ton of girls. I didnt want to fanboy on him, so I just said nice to meet you and offered to buy a drink. He looked at me and asked if ive ever seen him play, i said yes of course. He then said "so do you think i need you to buy me a drink?" he orders one of the girls he was with to go grab him a vodka soda and proceeds to walk away hitting every guy he passed in the nuts saying "one tap" for each of them. I was so taken back i had no idea what to say.

📁Local Disk (C:) = CZYang SSD
└📁Program Files (x86)
⠀└📁steam
⠀⠀└📁steamapps
⠀⠀⠀└📁common
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Counter-Strike: Global Offensive
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Skills
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁 Aim
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty

noob?

-rep NOOB AIM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jql4Z6ob_tw

After a good game in cs, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy. :(