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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 8:33pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 9:48pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 11:19pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 12:43am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 7:35pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 5:52am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 10:28pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 1:10am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 5:00am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 3:51pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:24am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 11:16am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 12:05pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 8:25pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 8:51pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 12:21am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 1:41am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 2:36am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 5:24am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 1:13am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 9:42am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 9:42am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 9:42am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 8:02pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 12:00am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 12:07am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 12:12am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 7:59pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 7:59pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 8:51pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 12:05am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 9:53am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 9:50am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 10:04pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 12:07am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 11:58pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 12:32am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 8:25pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 1:11am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 6:03am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 12:04am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 9:11pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 4:40am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 6:48am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 6:34am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 3:42am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 12:28am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 4:34pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 2:36am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 5:06am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 8:07pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 4:51am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 6:12am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 10:45am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 11:16am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 12:06pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 12:10am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 7:43pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 3:20am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 8:36pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 12:41am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 9:39pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 12:09am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 9:42am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 3:42am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 6:33am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 3:15pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 3:59am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 7:45am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 8:29am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 12:01pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 9:42am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 4:34am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 7:39am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 10:59am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 1:31am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 3:50pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 7:23pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 6:08am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 12:32am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 9:49am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 2:34am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 9:55am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 5:13pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 11:38am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 11:25am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 5:39am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 6:12am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 2:11am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 12:02pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 9:43am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 7:42am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 12:04pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 7:54pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 7:57pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 12:02pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 3:42am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 11:00pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 4:00pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 4:34am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 12:05pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 12:05pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 12:05pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 12:05pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 12:05pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 2:37pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 2:40pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 3:49pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 4:35pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 7:32pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 4:13am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 4:06am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 2:38pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 4:31pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 1:18am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 7:57pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 1:05pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 2:35pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 7:29pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 7:54pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 7:57pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 10:22pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 9:42am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 9:42am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 7:04pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 7:49pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 7:26am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 8:58am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 5:22am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 4:01pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 8:51pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 2:16am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 5:16am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 4:33pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 7:57pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 10:03pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 11:08pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 8:29am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 4:34pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 11:31pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 8:29am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 12:00am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 7:56am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 12:05pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 2:30pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 2:33pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 5:49pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 7:54pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 7:51pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 8:26pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 8:05pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 10:25pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 8:49pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 10:49pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 11:21pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 10:52pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 12:27am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 3:33am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 3:49am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 9:42am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 4:00pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 1:34pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 1:32pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 7:56am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 2:35pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 3:10pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 7:54pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 7:57pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 10:22pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 3:43am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 3:43am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 3:43am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 3:42am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 1:31pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 2:33pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 3:49pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 7:42pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 10:21pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 10:21pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 3:42am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 4:03am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 3:42am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 7:56am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 10:27am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 11:17am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 12:05pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 12:06pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 1:58pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 2:31pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 7:24pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 11:03am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 6:48am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 1:10am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 1:05pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 11:48pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 7:57pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 4:58pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 10:31pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 2:23pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 3:01pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 7:29pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 7:57pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 8:10pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 10:35pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 3:47am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 3:43am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 3:43am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 11:01am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 11:01am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 10:09pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 10:25pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 11:12pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 11:52pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 7:20pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 7:37pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 1:58am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:38pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 7:52pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 7:53pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 10:16pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 10:35pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 4:08am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:23am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 11:22am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 7:29pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 7:29pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 7:57pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 10:22pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 11:32pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 3:43am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 7:02am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 11:01am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 3:43am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 11:02am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 11:22am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 7:30am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 11:06pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 4:08am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 6:52am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 7:31am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 11:14am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 7:22am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 4:42pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 5:39pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 6:00pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 3:53am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 1:01pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 11:53pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 11:55am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 7:55pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 10:38pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 6:39am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 6:51am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 7:54pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 6:20am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:01pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 1:33am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 6:48pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 11:48pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 12:28am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 7:57pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 10:22pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 10:22pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 6:20am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 7:02am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 11:01am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 11:01am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 11:02am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 11:03am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:40pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:40pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 3:16pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 3:40pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 10:22pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 11:32pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 7:02am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 11:01am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 11:02am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 11:09am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:30pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 3:13pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 3:16pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 12:02am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 8:35pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 2:26am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 5:05pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 6:20am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:28am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 11:03am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 6:58am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 5:17pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 7:17pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 12:51am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 11:16am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 1:30pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 3:27am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 1:34pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 10:16pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 6:42pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2021 @ 7:19am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 5:39pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 3:13pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 5:22am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2021 @ 7:14am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 10:57pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 8:26am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 11:35am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 11:02am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 7:02am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 11:02am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 11:09am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:43pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:30pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 3:16pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 8:37pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 2:22am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 9:15am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 3:42am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 11:00am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 8:09pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 10:38pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 6:39am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 11:02am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 3:10pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 5:13pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 9:14am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 7:55pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 6:25am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 3:08pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 7:39pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 3:16pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 4:14pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 3:51pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 1:31pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 2:33pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 10:36pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 11:25pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 7:42am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 10:36pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 12:51am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 7:56pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 7:30am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 9:57pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 12:51am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 5:22am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 12:05am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 10:22pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 2:33pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 2:22am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 7:22am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 3:10pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 10:46am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 8:36pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 1:10am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:15am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 3:16pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 6:51pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 8:36pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 12:52am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 1:10am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 11:16am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 3:50pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 11:00pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 3:42am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 11:03am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 11:21am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 10:57pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 8:26am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 7:57pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 7:38am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 1:55am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 3:16pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 7:57pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 11:22am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 8:02pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 7:58pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 5:10pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:16am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+12

12 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked