One time😏 I was playing 😶 fortnite home 🤗 alone when suddenly 😨 JOHN WICK🤑 came barging 🤔 into my room 🤫 and told me😂 he’d give me 1 million🤑 v bucks 😍 if I got on my knees😬 and closed my eyes😳 I got down 😅 and before I could even close my eyes😏 I saw JOHN WICK😱 reach toward his crotch😐 to get my v bucks😎 he told me to open 😨 my mouth😀 so he could give😋 me a chug jug😝 so I opened wide😮and he must’ve givem me a big 🙃 chug jug🤢 tee hee silly John 😏 once he pulled ▪️ it out I felt some droplets 😠 on my face😮 so I licked 😝 it up and it was super😣 salty 😖 once I asked 😢 for my v bucks😌 he laughed😡 and called me a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🤬 and left😭 I was crying so hard that my mom😊 called me and said look at my dad in his new fortnite costume😱 ¡ gasped and ran to my room my dad😳 is John wick!😳😳 this really is an epic victory royal🤡

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are :^)