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SIEMANO
dodaj do znaj prosze, mam pytanie
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Victory awaits us. Ready?

Mmmmmm-MMMMMM!! A plate of STEAMING PIECES of a PIG mixed with the
shreds of SEVERAL CHICKENS!! ... Oh BOY!! I'm about to swallow a
TORN-OFF section of a COW'S LEFT LEG soaked in COTTONSEED OIL and
SUGAR!! ... Let's see ... Next, I'll have the GROUND-UP flesh of CUTE,
BABY LAMBS fried in the MELTED, FATTY TISSUES from a warm-blooded
animal someone once PETTED!! ... YUM!! That was GOOD!! For DESSERT,
I'll have a TOFU BURGER with BEAN SPROUTS on a stone-ground, WHOLE
WHEAT BUN!!
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Dirksen's Three Laws of Politics:
(1) Get elected.
(2) Get re-elected.
(3) Don't get mad, get even.
-- Sen. Everett Dirksen
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[looking around at a posh rehab clinic]
Peter: This is the kind of place God would go to if He had to stop doing blow.
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Law of Procrastination:
Procrastination avoids boredom; one never has
the feeling that there is nothing important to do.
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