They KICKED ME OUT of the movie theater, and I didn't even finish watching the Cars movie. Not only THAT, but they made me clean up my♥♥♥♥♥♥♥after it already dried out and solidified on the seats. THATS TORTURE!! Do you know how hard it is to clean♥♥♥♥♥♥♥after its dried out? You CLEAN♥♥♥♥♥♥♥after its FRESH out of your♥♥♥♥♥♥ not an hour after you ♥♥♥♥ing nutted. This is a ♥♥♥♥ing OUTRAGE. Do you really expect me to not whip out my♥♥♥♥♥♥and jack off when i see a HOT sex scene in a movie? Either don't ban sex scenes in movies, or LET ME jack off in your theater, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥s.

Ok, this is ABSOLUTE ♥♥♥♥ing ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥t. I went to see Cars in the theater yesterday, and when Lightning McQueen got HOT with Sally in Radiator Springs, my boner engaged. When Lightning McQueen said "Ka-Chow!", I couldn't help it!!! I closed my eyes, and I TORE my♥♥♥♥♥♥to shreds, using whip like motions and pulled with great force. That was one of the best nuts I ever had, just thinking about it now gets me riled up. Thing is, I nutted all over the kid sitting right next to me, and his mom got all♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥at me, screaming at me for jacking off on her son. I told that ♥♥♥♥♥ to shut the ♥♥♥♥ up, and that jacking off is a natural, artistic, and beautiful process. You should BE HAPPY that my♥♥♥♥♥♥♥is all over your son, maybe he can learn a lesson or two about the culture and art of jacking off. HOWEVER, the movie theater managers didn't agree with me

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