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And so it begins...

Make your first kill.
Unlocked Apr 8 @ 10:38am

Oh, you press F1!

Start the second level.
Unlocked Apr 8 @ 10:42am

Dirty knees

Duck under a rocket.
Unlocked Apr 16 @ 6:22pm

Forrest Gump

Run for 5 minutes.
Unlocked Apr 8 @ 10:46am

How Kevorkian!

Perform your first execution.
Unlocked Apr 8 @ 10:40am

Patrick Bateman

Make 100 kills.
Unlocked Apr 8 @ 10:52am

Dexter

Make 1000 kills.
Unlocked Apr 16 @ 6:14pm

Half-mast hard-on

Complete level 10.
Unlocked Apr 8 @ 11:34am

Get a girlfriend

Complete the game.
Unlocked Apr 8 @ 12:16pm

Z for Zachariah

Complete the game having killed everything.
Unlocked Apr 8 @ 12:17pm

Army of One

Use every weapon in the game.
Unlocked Apr 8 @ 12:17pm

From my cold, dead hands

Complete a level with less than 10 health.
Unlocked Apr 16 @ 6:43pm

NOPE! Chuck Testa.

Fight an ostrich.
Unlocked Apr 8 @ 11:32am

You want our autograph too?

Watch all the credits.
Unlocked Apr 8 @ 12:16pm

Ballmer Baller

Play the Mac or Linux version of the game.
Unlocked Apr 16 @ 6:51pm

The Hell's Fargo Wagon

Firebomb the band.
Unlocked Apr 16 @ 6:50pm

Took a banger in the mouth

Take a rocket to the face.
Unlocked Apr 8 @ 10:44am

Never nude-ist

Kill a naked person.
Unlocked Apr 16 @ 6:22pm

Sissy

Enable cheats.
Unlocked Apr 16 @ 6:50pm

I'm afraid I just blue myself!

Commit suicide.
Unlocked Apr 8 @ 11:04am

Bad touch!

Touch someone while burning.
Unlocked Apr 8 @ 11:03am



Mickey and Mallory

Make 10000 kills.
1,498 / 10,000

Bulletstorm

Fire 1,000,000 bullets.
23,892 / 1,000,000

Peter North would be proud

Hit 100,000 targets.
12,476 / 100,000

Holes is holes

Take 10,000 hits.
1,347 / 10,000

Boondock Saint

Complete the game without letting any non-hostile NPCs die

I swear, the AR is for hunting!

Complete the game using only the M16.