have a nice offer, added

The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
-- Paul Erlich
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Q: What's the difference between a Mac and an Etch-a-Sketch?
A: You don't have to shake the Mac to clear the screen.
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The church saves sinners, but science seeks to stop their manufacture.
-- Elbert Hubbard
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Practice is the best of all instructors.
-- Publilius
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Real computer scientists despise the idea of actual hardware. Hardware has
limitations, software doesn't. It's a real shame that Turing machines are
so poor at I/O.
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(in response to Mal's plan to Reaverize Serenity)

Inara: "Runtse de fwotzoo, ching baoyo wuomun..." [Oh merciful buddha
protect us...]

Wash: "Juhguh jee hua jun kuhpah!" [This plain is horrific]
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'People need vampires,' she [Granny] said. 'They helps 'em remember what stakes and garlic are for.'
(Carpe Jugulum)
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