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7 of 58 (12%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

...Take on the Words!

Sit through the end credits
Unlocked Nov 1, 2017 @ 7:01am

Moronic drone

Get a job
Unlocked Nov 1, 2017 @ 7:01am

Windsock it to Me

Change the flag
Unlocked Nov 1, 2017 @ 7:01am

Chateau Eau Neaux

Make vinegar
Unlocked Nov 1, 2017 @ 7:01am

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same

Get a tiny sweater
Unlocked Nov 1, 2017 @ 7:01am

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon!

Make a skunk
Unlocked Nov 1, 2017 @ 7:01am

You Suck

Vacuum up a hamster
Unlocked Nov 1, 2017 @ 7:01am



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Number One

Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Number Two

Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Flush

Acquire a diamond

Yesterday's News

Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Mental Patience

Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene
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