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Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 3.0 hrs on record (0.8 hrs at review time)
Posted: Nov 20, 2018 @ 2:34pm

Bad Rats.

Even just saying the name gives me memories of unbridaled joy. From the beautiful graphics, realistic physics and awe -inspiring game design, Bad Rats: the Rats' Revenge is a game more developers should look at for what makes a game perfect and an instant classic. If game designers want to know how to design a good, no, perfect level just look at how Bad Rats: the Rats' Revenge blends cinematic marvels and fluent gamplay into each and every level.

Now you may be thinking 'how can a game about rats killing a cat be a 'perfect' game?' and to that all I have to say is you obviously haven't played this timeless classic yet because if you already had you wouldn't have to ask such immature and downright disrespectful questions. This game is so perfect that when I opened it up for the first time, I projectile nutted all over my PC. If that dosen't tell you how good Bad Rats: the Rats' Revenge is then you obviously can't see the light.

This game can solve any problem you may have in your life. For example if you're suffering from depression just turn on your PC, load up steam, start playing Bad Rats': the Rats' Revenge and all your worries will be caught up and swept away. If you have erectile dysfunction just open the game and then boom, full mast. Forget church, when you're in need of salvation just turn to Bad Rats: the Rats' Revenge and all sin will be repented.

My final score for this game is a 10/10 only because I'm not allowed to put the score any higher than a 10. Otherwise I wouldn't have had to this this unexplainable force of good such an obligatory and trivial score.
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7 Comments
ThatGinger Feb 10, 2019 @ 12:09pm 
no
:lunar2019piginablanket:
EpicGamer69420 Feb 10, 2019 @ 12:09pm 
Okay then, I may just have to sue you, but don't worry I'll send you some back in suicide compensation
ThatGinger Feb 10, 2019 @ 12:07pm 
no
EpicGamer69420 Feb 10, 2019 @ 12:07pm 
I understand this and it hurts, but can I hit it with a hammer and maybe it'll stop? I'd just rather not be walking around with my pants sticking out as if I'm concealing a weapon, thanks
ThatGinger Feb 10, 2019 @ 12:05pm 
Hello my fellow gamer. I regret to inform you that you cannot stop your mast from sailing the seas. The only plausible way of stopping you from going on your 'adventure' (both spiritually and physically) then you'll probably have to kill yourself. Sorry mate but that's just the price you pay when you play Bad Rats; the Rat's Revenge.
EpicGamer69420 Feb 10, 2019 @ 12:00pm 
I agree heavily with this review, I was suffering from erectile dysfunction the other day and i opened it up and bang, my sausage was cooked, there was mayonnaise everywhere. A nice breakfast it was to start my day, but i have a problem, my sausage will not go away from being as straight as the ruler in my pencil case. Please help.
IDI Dec 25, 2018 @ 2:55pm 
Rat/10