Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside. germany. Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me.

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