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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2023 @ 12:12pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2023 @ 12:59pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2023 @ 3:18pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2023 @ 6:01am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2023 @ 3:50pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 15, 2023 @ 1:44pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 26, 2023 @ 1:37am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 29, 2023 @ 10:50am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 1, 2023 @ 9:44am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 5, 2023 @ 6:01pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 6, 2023 @ 1:45pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2023 @ 5:53pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2023 @ 7:45pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2023 @ 6:10am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2023 @ 11:32am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2023 @ 11:42am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2023 @ 12:06pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2023 @ 12:27pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 1, 2023 @ 3:18am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2023 @ 7:14am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 12:22pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 15, 2023 @ 7:42am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 26, 2023 @ 3:11am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2023 @ 3:58pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2023 @ 3:58pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2023 @ 3:58pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2023 @ 11:32am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2023 @ 12:19pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2023 @ 12:59pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2023 @ 4:16am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2023 @ 6:08am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2023 @ 6:08am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2023 @ 4:43am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Jul 26, 2023 @ 7:12am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2023 @ 11:53am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2023 @ 6:10am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2023 @ 12:20pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2023 @ 4:43am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2023 @ 11:34am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2023 @ 12:41pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2023 @ 12:10pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2023 @ 4:07pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Jul 10, 2023 @ 11:18pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2023 @ 11:42am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2023 @ 3:36pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2023 @ 4:24pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Jul 1, 2023 @ 3:18am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 9:54am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Jul 30, 2023 @ 6:21pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2023 @ 5:42am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jul 27, 2023 @ 2:18am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Aug 5, 2023 @ 7:17am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Jul 9, 2023 @ 4:08am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Jul 29, 2023 @ 6:16am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked Aug 5, 2023 @ 12:13pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Jul 17, 2023 @ 4:27am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked Jul 31, 2023 @ 5:34pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2023 @ 1:09pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 6:58am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 6:59am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 8:05am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2023 @ 11:38am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2023 @ 12:59pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2023 @ 5:23am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2023 @ 6:13am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2023 @ 12:02pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2023 @ 4:43am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2023 @ 1:01pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2023 @ 4:52am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked Aug 4, 2023 @ 7:46pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 3:01pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked Aug 5, 2023 @ 3:37am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked Aug 5, 2023 @ 12:06pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Jul 9, 2023 @ 10:02am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked Aug 5, 2023 @ 3:37am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jul 15, 2023 @ 1:47pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Jul 24, 2023 @ 8:19am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Aug 1, 2023 @ 6:55pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Jul 26, 2023 @ 4:13pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Aug 5, 2023 @ 8:36am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2023 @ 5:58pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Jul 26, 2023 @ 7:12am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 6:01pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 3:31pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2023 @ 12:21pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Jul 27, 2023 @ 2:00pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Jul 5, 2023 @ 11:58am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Jul 30, 2023 @ 8:52am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked Jul 30, 2023 @ 6:21pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked Aug 1, 2023 @ 2:03am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2023 @ 7:57am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 12:53am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 12:54am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 3:03am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2023 @ 6:45pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2023 @ 1:34pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Jul 15, 2023 @ 4:40am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Jul 28, 2023 @ 12:05pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Jul 26, 2023 @ 7:11am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2023 @ 5:49pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2023 @ 5:54pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2023 @ 6:15pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 1:41am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 2:23am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Jul 27, 2023 @ 1:57pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked Aug 5, 2023 @ 6:38pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2023 @ 7:48pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 5:40am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2023 @ 8:47am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2023 @ 5:02pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 3:21am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 4:39am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 12:32am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2023 @ 7:34pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Jul 15, 2023 @ 1:44pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2023 @ 5:44pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2023 @ 5:47pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2023 @ 7:30pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2023 @ 7:36pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 2:56am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 4:52am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 6:56am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 7:04am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 7:55am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 8:11am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jul 15, 2023 @ 7:42am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jul 26, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2023 @ 5:31pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 6:28am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked Aug 5, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked Jul 29, 2023 @ 9:09am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked Aug 5, 2023 @ 7:16am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked Aug 1, 2023 @ 9:50am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 1:41am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 2:54am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 7:01am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 7:01am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 8:02am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 11:56am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Aug 1, 2023 @ 6:55pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Aug 6, 2023 @ 4:00pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 3:19am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 2:38pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 2:38pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 4:47am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 10:05am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2023 @ 6:15am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2023 @ 8:11am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2023 @ 3:47pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2023 @ 12:28pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Jul 1, 2023 @ 4:06am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2023 @ 4:01pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked Jul 29, 2023 @ 5:14pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked Aug 6, 2023 @ 9:15am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2023 @ 12:53pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2023 @ 7:38am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Jul 25, 2023 @ 6:38pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked Aug 5, 2023 @ 7:17am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked Aug 6, 2023 @ 1:45pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2023 @ 3:01pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jul 10, 2023 @ 8:17am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jul 29, 2023 @ 4:38am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked Aug 5, 2023 @ 7:17am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2023 @ 6:10pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 1:19am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 1:44am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 2:33am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 8:04am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 3:56pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 4:09pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 4:20pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 5:19pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 5:56pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 6:06pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 6:07pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 6:39pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 6:40pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 6:40pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 6:41pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 7:06pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 12:25am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2023 @ 3:58pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2023 @ 7:35pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 3:02am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2023 @ 5:54pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 4:49am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2023 @ 5:28pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2023 @ 5:31pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2023 @ 5:46pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2023 @ 7:53pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 1:41am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 3:03am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 7:01am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 7:53am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 9:56am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 4:15pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 6:01pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 3:22am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 3:02am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 5:38am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 8:04am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 2:24pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 4:21pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 5:46pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 6:02pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 6:53pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 29, 2023 @ 6:07pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 4, 2023 @ 7:39pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 5, 2023 @ 7:16am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 5, 2023 @ 7:05pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 6, 2023 @ 5:53pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2023 @ 5:54pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2023 @ 7:32pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 12:53am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 1:47am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 4:46am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 8:00am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 5:32am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked Mar 24 @ 7:11am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jul 30, 2023 @ 7:12am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Aug 5, 2023 @ 7:16am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 5:47pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 8:05am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 7:03am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 6:20pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2023 @ 5:54pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2023 @ 7:46pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 2:54am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 4:50am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 7:01am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 8:05am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 4:14pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 5:11pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 5:48pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 6:49pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 6:51pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked Aug 6, 2023 @ 4:04pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2023 @ 12:59pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Jul 9, 2023 @ 4:04am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Jul 31, 2023 @ 7:14am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked Jul 1, 2023 @ 12:35pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked Aug 18, 2023 @ 10:13am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2023 @ 6:45am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 8:40am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 2:25pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 3:47pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 4:08pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 5:18pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 6:31pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 12:51am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 1:17am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 7:00am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 7:00am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 8:11am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 8:40am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 4:11pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 4:56pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 5:56pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 6:02pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 6:53pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 12:26am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 12:53am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 3:17am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 6:07pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 12:53am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 3:07am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 3:07am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 3:09am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 3:12am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 3:11am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 3:24am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 4:35am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 5:23am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 3:36am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 4:35am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 5:31am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 5:32am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked Mar 3 @ 10:57pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked Feb 3 @ 11:50am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked Dec 8, 2023 @ 10:27pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 18 @ 2:39pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked Jul 6, 2023 @ 2:08am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 9:03am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2023 @ 2:32am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Jul 29, 2023 @ 5:27pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2023 @ 2:42am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 1:47am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 7:02am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 4:10pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 6:05pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 12:44am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 3:20am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 8:41am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 12:33am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 5:39am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Aug 6, 2023 @ 1:45pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 7:51am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 5:14pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 5:47pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 8:05am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 4:00pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 4:18pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 4:21pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 5:48pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 6:01pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 12:22am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 12:50am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 12:52am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 2:22am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 3:20am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 3:56am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 5:31am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 5:48pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 5:54pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 6:50pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 12:33am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 12:33am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 12:52am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 1:32am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 3:25am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 3:36am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 5:31am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 5:43am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 7:20am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 8:40am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 6:36pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 12:43am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 3:09am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 3:26am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 4:35am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 5:38am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 5:40am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2023 @ 6:09pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 2:24am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Jul 15, 2023 @ 3:05pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 9:06am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked Nov 29, 2023 @ 6:09pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 3:02am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 3:02am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 5:13am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 8:03am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 3:14am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 3:17am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 8:40am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 11:18am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 5:38pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2023 @ 7:30am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2023 @ 3:05am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2023 @ 6:38am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2023 @ 8:58am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 3:15am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 12:49am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 6:42pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 12:34am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 12:50am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 12:52am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 3:20am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 3:25am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 5:31am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 5:36am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 5:44am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 8:40am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 9:46am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 9:55am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 2:25pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked Aug 1, 2023 @ 9:45am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2023 @ 12:53pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 2:29am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 8:05am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 4:10pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 6:08pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 12:54am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 3:34am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 5:42am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 8:40am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 5:38pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 9:58am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 12:45am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 5:40am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 3:31am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 5:37pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 2:22am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked Aug 6, 2023 @ 6:22am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2023 @ 2:28am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked Aug 6, 2023 @ 9:51am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 1:33am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 5:39am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 6:02pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 12:49am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 3:20am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 5:33am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 8:43am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 5:34pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2023 @ 8:52am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 3:47pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 12:54am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 5:40am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 5:20am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 5:36am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 8:39am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 11:09pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2023 @ 7:57pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2023 @ 6:02am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2023 @ 1:16am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2023 @ 4:46pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked Aug 20, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked Jul 8, 2023 @ 10:31am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Feb 3 @ 3:01pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Mar 23 @ 3:58pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2023 @ 12:07am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked Aug 28, 2023 @ 4:20am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 5:47pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 9:53am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 2:06pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 5:27pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2023 @ 5:52am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 31, 2023 @ 4:52am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2023 @ 7:39am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 5:38am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 7:31am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 3:19am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 3:19am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 3:25am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 3:25am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 5:22am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 5:31am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 5:43am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 8:40am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 2:12pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 6:51pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2023 @ 7:27am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked Aug 11, 2023 @ 12:37am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2023 @ 5:52am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2023 @ 7:37pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 9:09pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 5:02am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 5:33am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 5:34am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 6:50am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 8:41am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 1:02pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 2:06pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 2:19pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 10:07pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2023 @ 3:53am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2023 @ 7:43pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked Aug 11, 2023 @ 2:10am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked Aug 13, 2023 @ 7:42am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2023 @ 1:40pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2023 @ 6:38am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2023 @ 5:53pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 6:27am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 4:07pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 5:56pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 6:49pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 3:18am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 5:21am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 7:20am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 2:34pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2023 @ 3:58am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2023 @ 6:02am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2023 @ 1:40am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 4:01pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 1:31am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 8:39am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 2:25pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 12:50am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 8:05am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 12:30am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 9:02pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 11, 2023 @ 9:13am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2023 @ 5:21am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2023 @ 6:13am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2023 @ 11:46am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2023 @ 6:07am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2023 @ 6:45am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2023 @ 7:39pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2023 @ 8:14am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked Jan 14 @ 1:41pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 1:37am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 8:05am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 4:54pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 6:08pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 12:52am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 3:47am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 5:40am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 9:54am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 5:38pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Aug 11, 2023 @ 2:26am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2023 @ 6:56pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Feb 3 @ 11:51am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 4:08pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 1:31am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 8:40am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 5:32am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 6:49am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 8:43am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 8:58am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 1:13pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 2:29pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 10:22pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2023 @ 3:52am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2023 @ 7:42pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked Aug 11, 2023 @ 3:23am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked Aug 13, 2023 @ 10:24am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2023 @ 5:53am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked Aug 17, 2023 @ 5:49am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2023 @ 6:38am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2023 @ 11:45pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 8:04am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 18, 2023 @ 10:36am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2023 @ 12:26pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2023 @ 3:25am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 5:45am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 8:39am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked Aug 11, 2023 @ 12:37am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2023 @ 5:20am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 7:06pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked Aug 13, 2023 @ 4:09pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked Aug 5, 2023 @ 3:37am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked Jul 30, 2023 @ 8:52am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2023 @ 3:34am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 6:58am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 4:10pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 6:01pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 12:32am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 3:21am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 5:32am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 8:39am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2023 @ 5:38pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2023 @ 7:30am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2023 @ 3:05am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2023 @ 6:38am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 4:18pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
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That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
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And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
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Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
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Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
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Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
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Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
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The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
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You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
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Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
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Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
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Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
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I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
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Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2023 @ 6:40am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked Feb 3 @ 11:51am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2023 @ 6:44am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 5:38am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2023 @ 4:09pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
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Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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