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And so it begins...

Make your first kill.
Unlocked Jul 18, 2019 @ 12:51pm

Oh, you press F1!

Start the second level.
Unlocked Jul 18, 2019 @ 1:05pm

Dirty knees

Duck under a rocket.
Unlocked Jul 18, 2019 @ 12:52pm

Forrest Gump

Run for 5 minutes.
Unlocked Jul 18, 2019 @ 1:10pm

How Kevorkian!

Perform your first execution.
Unlocked Jul 18, 2019 @ 1:06pm

Patrick Bateman

Make 100 kills.
Unlocked Jul 18, 2019 @ 1:14pm

Dexter

Make 1000 kills.
Unlocked Jul 20, 2019 @ 10:25am

Mickey and Mallory

Make 10000 kills.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2019 @ 4:38am

Half-mast hard-on

Complete level 10.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2019 @ 4:29am

Get a girlfriend

Complete the game.
Unlocked Jul 21, 2019 @ 11:05am

Bulletstorm

Fire 1,000,000 bullets.
Unlocked Nov 29, 2019 @ 5:32am

Peter North would be proud

Hit 100,000 targets.
Unlocked Jul 28, 2019 @ 12:49pm

Holes is holes

Take 10,000 hits.
Unlocked Jul 27, 2019 @ 3:04pm

Z for Zachariah

Complete the game having killed everything.
Unlocked Jul 22, 2019 @ 3:58am

Boondock Saint

Complete the game without letting any non-hostile NPCs die
Unlocked Dec 23, 2019 @ 3:18am

I swear, the AR is for hunting!

Complete the game using only the M16.
Unlocked Jul 22, 2019 @ 1:44pm

Army of One

Use every weapon in the game.
Unlocked Jul 20, 2019 @ 12:49pm

From my cold, dead hands

Complete a level with less than 10 health.
Unlocked Jul 20, 2019 @ 10:25am

NOPE! Chuck Testa.

Fight an ostrich.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2019 @ 4:25am

You want our autograph too?

Watch all the credits.
Unlocked Jul 18, 2019 @ 2:30pm

Ballmer Baller

Play the Mac or Linux version of the game.
Unlocked Jul 18, 2019 @ 12:50pm

The Hell's Fargo Wagon

Firebomb the band.
Unlocked Jul 18, 2019 @ 1:18pm

Took a banger in the mouth

Take a rocket to the face.
Unlocked Jul 18, 2019 @ 12:52pm

Never nude-ist

Kill a naked person.
Unlocked Jul 21, 2019 @ 4:53pm

Sissy

Enable cheats.
Unlocked Jul 20, 2019 @ 10:38am

I'm afraid I just blue myself!

Commit suicide.
Unlocked Jul 18, 2019 @ 12:56pm

Bad touch!

Touch someone while burning.
Unlocked Jul 18, 2019 @ 1:09pm