I am simply a friendly cannibal (I'm required by law to mention that) that simps over the Demoman from Tf2. You need a toxic gamer to disappear? I'll eat them and their family. You need a guy that you can talk to about legit ANYTHING with (including blowing up orphanages) I GOT YOU HOMIE. I'm unhinged and apparently people like that so don't say I didn't warn you. I also provide services if your...needy ;) (I need money ok...)

5$- I'll blow you................................up.
10$- I'll give you a sloppy...................................Joe.
20$- I'll make love to you................................in VR
100$- I'll kidnap you............................There is no play on words. I WILL kidnap you.