You won’t regret playing Katana Zero. It’s like Hotline Miami meets Super Meat Boy ON DRUGS. Seriously, drugs will make you wonder just what the hell is going on. Like, why am I wearing a bathrobe to a killing spree? Why can’t I remember all the wartime atrocities I committed? When can I get more drugs? Why does my shrink want me to kill people? Aren’t drugs great?
You’ll buy anything that goes on sale, so you might as well buy this. Then you can sit back and shoot smack between your toes and be a part of this insane adventure. So hand over your money and have some fun, or withdrawals, they’re the same thing!