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It's all about me, ME

Good job you unlocked the Selfone
Unlocked Dec 17, 2017 @ 8:00am

IMONABOAT

Everybody look at me cause I'm flyin on a boat
Unlocked Dec 17, 2017 @ 8:00am

It just looks like a fancy fax

This is a lot of power we're entrusting you with
Unlocked Dec 17, 2017 @ 8:00am

Who you gonna call?

This is a reference to the original movies, not the 2016 sequel
Unlocked Dec 17, 2017 @ 8:00am

Really Hot Mail

If you get this joke, you are pretty old
Unlocked Dec 17, 2017 @ 8:00am

Braaains

In theory this is the first achievement you've unlocked
Unlocked Dec 17, 2017 @ 8:00am

BRAAINS

Bigger IS better
Unlocked Dec 17, 2017 @ 8:00am

Damned fine cup of coffee

Have you ever walked off a bus in a full three piece suit and headed straight for the woods? They have.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2017 @ 8:00am

You've got mail

Bro, you like, totally got mail.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2017 @ 8:00am

Adam West Award

Batman's eternal torment
Unlocked Dec 17, 2017 @ 8:00am

Progress, not perfection

Today is a new day for being a new you
Unlocked Dec 17, 2017 @ 8:00am

A dark secret

But what is it?
Unlocked Dec 17, 2017 @ 8:00am

I've seen enough

To know where this is going
Unlocked Dec 17, 2017 @ 8:00am

Four thousand more years

Nobody is as good as he is at doing what he does, nobody.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2017 @ 8:00am

Forged by, with, and for pure evil

Think of it like when you do your Lipton chicken and noodle soup with only two cups of water instead of four, but with evil instead of salt.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2017 @ 8:00am

Dark Or White Chocolate?

Either way, you're a bit late for it buddy
Unlocked Dec 17, 2017 @ 8:00am

Ha ha ha ha ha

I'm laughin straight to the bank with this
Unlocked Dec 17, 2017 @ 8:00am

Brap brap brap

How much armor do you really need against poor farmers anyway?
Unlocked Dec 17, 2017 @ 8:00am

This is a T rated game

The shower is made out of gold, how else were we supposed to convey this
Unlocked Dec 17, 2017 @ 8:00am

Magicide

The act of commiting murder on a wizard
Unlocked Dec 17, 2017 @ 8:00am

Merlincide

Shop's closed, go see the other wizards
Unlocked Dec 17, 2017 @ 8:00am

Gandalfcide

He was indeed a conjuror of cheap tricks
Unlocked Dec 17, 2017 @ 8:00am

Harrycide

Ur a wizard now Harry
Unlocked Dec 17, 2017 @ 8:00am

Shaqcide

Boomshaqalaka
Unlocked Dec 17, 2017 @ 8:00am

tnemeveihcA

emit tsrif eht rof latrop emit a desU
Unlocked Dec 17, 2017 @ 8:00am

I've no idea what to do here

But you crafted a thing, I am truely proud of you buddy
Unlocked Dec 17, 2017 @ 8:00am

Taking sides

I understand why you did this, he's just so adorkable
Unlocked Dec 17, 2017 @ 8:00am

You've hit rock bottom

You truely have
Unlocked Dec 17, 2017 @ 8:00am

Oh the huge vanity

#nofilter
Unlocked Dec 17, 2017 @ 8:00am

Bob, your mucus

Mother puss bucket
Unlocked Dec 17, 2017 @ 8:00am

How many hats can a man own!?

Five, the answer is five.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2017 @ 8:00am

Who cares about you Lachhh

We do.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2017 @ 8:00am

SIX, SIX SIX, THE NUMBER OF THE BOB

Autoclicker detected, deleting game
Unlocked Dec 17, 2017 @ 8:00am

Plenty of phish in the sea

And nothing of value was lost
Unlocked Dec 17, 2017 @ 8:00am

Got 49 problems but a shard ain't one

Ain't no thang but a magic w... wand
Unlocked Dec 17, 2017 @ 8:00am