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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 5:32am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 6:21am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 7:22am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:00am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 9:39am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 10:29am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 9:55am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 7:15am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 8:13am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 1:47pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 4:45pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 6:17am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 7:53am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 5:07am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 5:10am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 5:15am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 5:30am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 5:53am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 8:17am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:23am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 4:31pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 1:53am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 9:26am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 10:07am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 10:07am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 10:07am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 5:09am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 5:33am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 6:56am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 10:26am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 5:07am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 5:07am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 5:32am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 8:00am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 11:12am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 5:07am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 5:53am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 9:34am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 5:12am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 6:17am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 8:01am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 5:32am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 10:03am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 10:35am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 5:22am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 6:56am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 8:23am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 10:33am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 6:36am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 7:04am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 10:19am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:39pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 5:14am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 4:31pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 12:01pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 7:25am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 12:04pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 9:54am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 5:44pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 3:00am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 8:02am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 8:12am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 5:24am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 6:47am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 8:17am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 5:32am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 11:12am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 6:10am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 10:46am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 1:54am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 8:14am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 5:56am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 8:17am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 1:13am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 11:13am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 10:07am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 10:50am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 5:14am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 6:16am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 11:58am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 10:19am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 9:16pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 11:57am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 10:23am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 5:40am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 11:36am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 8:13am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 10:36am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 3:52am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 3:56am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 9:39am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 3:56am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 7:06am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 8:03am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 9:18am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 12:44pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 5:20pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 2:17am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 11:10am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 11:10am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 11:14am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 11:17am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 6:21am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 6:01am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 5:39pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 10:39am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 5:15pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 7:01am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 11:12am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 2:36am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 1:59am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 5:30am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 6:26am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 1:20pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 1:40pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 2:32pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 3:55am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 11:57am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 2:24pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 1:06pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 10:36am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 5:49am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 8:51pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 11:18am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 11:21am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 2:33pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 3:02pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 10:07am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 3:25am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 12:40pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 1:58pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 3:50pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2021 @ 11:58am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2021 @ 12:52pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 11:31am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 1:35pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 7:01am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 5:53am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 8:57am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 7:49am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 5:57am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 2:27pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 6:28am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 4:34pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:04pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 5:15am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 5:34pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 7:53am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 6:32am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 10:07am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 5:15am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 5:19am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 7:59am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 10:32am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 11:36am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 1:47pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 3:57pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 4:20pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 4:13pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 4:27pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 4:20pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 4:52pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 5:15pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 4:52pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 5:16pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 5:16pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 5:16pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 10:07am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 8:21am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 12:41pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 2:35am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 11:24am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 2:32pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 5:49pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 2:27am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 11:18am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 11:18am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 11:50am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 1:46pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 1:52pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 2:49pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 4:20pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 4:54pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 9:27am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 1:06pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 1:24pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 3:47pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 4:27pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 5:16pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 9:27am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 12:33pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2021 @ 12:01pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 5:58am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 1:01pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 2:11pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 4:44am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 5:36am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 7:53am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 10:32am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 2:32pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 12:16pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 9:13am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 1:01pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 4:28pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 2:33pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 1:20pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 5:22pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 11:18am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 11:18am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 11:33am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 1:20pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 1:20pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 2:36pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 3:19pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 3:47pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 4:25pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 5:17pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 9:22am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 12:34pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 9:41am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 11:41am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 9:04am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 12:54am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 5:56am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 11:11am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2021 @ 12:12pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 3:48pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 2:33pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 4:06pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 4:16pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 4:44pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 5:16pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 1:12pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 2:01pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 1:20pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 1:46pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 2:33pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 2:58pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 3:47pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 4:22pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 5:18pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 5:18pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 12:51pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 12:51pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 1:48pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 1:56pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 5:16pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 10:38am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 5:16pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 5:15pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 5:19pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 1:43pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 3:06pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 3:13pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 3:02pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 8:12am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 8:20am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 7:52pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 7:12am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 13, 2022 @ 6:02am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked Jun 13, 2022 @ 6:02am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked Jun 13, 2022 @ 6:03am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked Jun 13, 2022 @ 6:03am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked Jun 13, 2022 @ 6:02am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked Jun 13, 2022 @ 6:02am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 13, 2022 @ 6:02am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 13, 2022 @ 6:02am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 13, 2022 @ 6:01am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked Jun 13, 2022 @ 6:01am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 13, 2022 @ 6:01am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 13, 2022 @ 6:01am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 13, 2022 @ 5:59am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 8:40am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 11:20am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2021 @ 12:12pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 2:02am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 11:10am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 1:35pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 3:47pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 5:17pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 3:06pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 2:32pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 9:19am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2021 @ 9:33am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 13, 2022 @ 5:59am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 5:39pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 2:32pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 5:17pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 2:52pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 3:47pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 4:21pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 4:51pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 4:54pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 9:20am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 12:34pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 12:34pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 1:50pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 3:30pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2021 @ 8:40am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 4:28pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 5:17pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 9:04am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 12:34pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 3:30pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 4:15pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 7:54am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 3:16pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 9:22am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 8:09am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 7:52pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 3:03pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2021 @ 7:18am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 11:14am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 4:47am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 2:35pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2021 @ 10:13am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2021 @ 12:59pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2021 @ 4:15am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 4:30pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2021 @ 11:41am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2021 @ 10:21am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2021 @ 3:04pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2021 @ 7:18am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2021 @ 2:18pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 11:04pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2021 @ 12:38pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 1:12pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 12:34pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 12:34pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 1:14pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 2:20pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 3:31pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 8:36am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 7:54am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 3:16pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2021 @ 7:50am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2021 @ 6:07am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2021 @ 11:04am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2021 @ 5:20pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 8:13am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 1:59am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 11:42am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 2:33pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 4:26pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 9:06am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 1:13pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 5:34pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 7:54am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2021 @ 5:23am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 7:59am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 2:33pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 9:26am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2021 @ 1:38pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 13, 2022 @ 5:59am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2021 @ 4:12pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 3:14pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 10:03am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2021 @ 5:13pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2021 @ 1:39pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 8:01am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 1:38pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 4:14pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 5:16pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 1:05pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 3:06pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 7:54am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2021 @ 4:35am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2021 @ 2:53pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 2:37pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 1:02pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 1:01pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 13, 2022 @ 5:59am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 1:54am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2021 @ 1:12pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2021 @ 4:49pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 3:26am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 11:03pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2021 @ 3:41am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 1, 2022 @ 5:29pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked Nov 26, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 9:31am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 10:01am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 10:01am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked Feb 2, 2022 @ 9:04am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 10:01am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 10:00am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked Apr 9, 2022 @ 2:49pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 5:16pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked Jun 13, 2022 @ 6:39am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2021 @ 11:49am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 11:00am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2021 @ 12:33am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 1:40pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2021 @ 3:48am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 3:13pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 1:57pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 3:30pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 7:53pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2021 @ 4:12pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 1:02pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2021 @ 3:17am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2021 @ 6:07am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2021 @ 8:20am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2021 @ 3:11pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 6:30am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 19, 2021 @ 3:44pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 25, 2021 @ 7:26pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 3:16am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 13, 2022 @ 6:05am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 6:18am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2021 @ 2:25pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 8:10am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 7:53pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2021 @ 4:12pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 5:53am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2021 @ 3:46pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2021 @ 9:56am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 12, 2021 @ 7:33am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 7:42am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 5:36pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2021 @ 7:57pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 12:03pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 13, 2022 @ 6:05am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 13, 2022 @ 6:16am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 13, 2022 @ 6:18am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 3:00am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 5:15pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 9:27am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 3:47pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2021 @ 7:18am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2021 @ 2:18pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 11:04pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 13, 2022 @ 6:18am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 13, 2022 @ 6:58am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 2:57pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2021 @ 3:54am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked Mar 7, 2022 @ 8:00am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 3:14pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 2:33pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 12:34pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 4:56pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 13, 2022 @ 5:59am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 13, 2022 @ 6:16am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 5:09am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 5:22am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 5:07am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 5:32am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 12:02pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2021 @ 2:54pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 12:35pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 3:40pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 3:40pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 3:42pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 3:42pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 3:42pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 3:42pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 3:42pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 3:42pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 3:47pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 4:21pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 13, 2022 @ 6:16am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 13, 2022 @ 6:39am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 3:40pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 3:40pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 3:42pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 13, 2022 @ 5:58am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 3:42pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 3:42pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 3:42pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 3:47pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 9:57pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 6:35am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked Jun 13, 2022 @ 6:16am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 13, 2022 @ 6:18am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 13, 2022 @ 6:18am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 13, 2022 @ 6:18am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 13, 2022 @ 6:39am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 13, 2022 @ 6:43am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 3:43pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 13, 2022 @ 6:35am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 13, 2022 @ 6:55am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 3:42pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 3:42pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 13, 2022 @ 6:05am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 12:24pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 3:54pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 12:26pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 11:33am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 12:25pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 12:25pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 12:25pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 12:25pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 12:25pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 12:25pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 12:25pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 12:25pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 12:25pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 12:25pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 12:38pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 12:25pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 12:25pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 12:25pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 12:26pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 12:39pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 1:21pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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