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Yankmaster

You’ve always loved to yank the ol’ handle! Awarded for hitting a jackpot on any slot machine.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2016 @ 5:18am

Thank You, Sir. May I Have Another?

S’way to go! You’re the living embodiment of the word “tipsy!” Drink ten drinks in a row at Lefty's.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2016 @ 1:55am

No Boundaries

You’ll tell anyone, anything - especially a recorded female. Awarded for taking the phone sex quiz.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2016 @ 4:02am

The Old and The Hopeless

You’re showing your age, Larry. That company has been gone a long time! Awarded for dialing 1-209-683-6858 on the payphone.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2016 @ 3:58am

Safe Citizen

It’s the next best thing to having yourself spayed or neutered! Awarded for wearing a lubber before having sex with the Hooker.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2016 @ 7:22am

Pretty (Gross) Woman

You’ve passed a milestone; be sure to tell all your friends. Awarded for having sex with the hooker while wearing a lubber.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2016 @ 7:23am

You Love This Game!

Hmm. This looks just different enough to avoid a lawsuit! Awarded for getting a good look up close at the Angry Broads arcade cabinet.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2016 @ 4:12am

Cheapskate Ladykiller

You used the fewest cab rides to get to the endgame! How attractively budget-minded of you! Awarded for getting to Eve’s Penthouse with only seven taxi rides.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2016 @ 10:39am

Secret Agent Man

Keep this up and you’ll need a talented-but-undisciplined young sidekick! Awarded for chewing your way through the bungee cords in the Honeymoon Suite.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2016 @ 10:08am

Credit Watcher Extraordinaire

Didja see yourself? Didja? Huh? Your name was number 8,612! Awarded for giving the coveralls to the Apple Man before purchasing an apple from him.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2016 @ 3:43am

Something to Tell the Grandkids

She has three orifices. You were bound to find at least one! Awarded for using the zipper on the patched love doll.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2016 @ 8:20am

Hey, Is This Yours?

Maybe Adam doesn’t need Olga right now, but he could later, when the money’s gone and spending ends, and they don’t come ’round no more. Awarded for showing the love doll to Adam at Studio 69.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2016 @ 8:14am

Yes! Yes! Yes!

You are so proud. Now don’t tell anyone how you did it! Awarded for turning off the bubbles in Eve’s hot tub.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2016 @ 8:29am

Is That All There is?

Congratulations! You’ve now heard every joke this comedian knows.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2016 @ 3:37am

I Can Walk the Walk!

Congratulations! You found every possible star on the Larrywood Walk of Shame! Thanks to each of them for Kickstartering us.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2016 @ 4:24am

Is This Something To Be Proud of?

Congratulations! You found every possible way to die in this game. Every last one. What would your Mom say?
Unlocked Jan 24, 2016 @ 8:05am

Fiscally Responsible

Congratulations! You played the entire game without going broke. You never were one to rely on the kindness of strangers!
Unlocked Jan 24, 2016 @ 8:31am

Whole Lotta Shakin’ Goin’ On

Congratulations! You used the vibrator on every possible person in the game. Shared pain is lessened, shared joy is increased. That’s why we’re here.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2016 @ 4:32am

Order of the White Pants

Congratulations! You finished the game without once getting peed on by the dog! See? Staying a moving target is not just important in FPS’s.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2016 @ 8:31am

Cable Svengali

Have you considered a career as a programming executive? Awarded for hypnotizing the Pimp with the television.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2016 @ 4:45am

Tool Grabber

You’re taking “dumpster diving” quite literally, Larry! Awarded for retrieving the hammer by falling from the fire escape into the dumpster.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2016 @ 4:48am

That’ll Do, Pig

You’re ahead of the game when you can tell the slop from the glop! Awarded for earning the hot sauce by finding all hidden objects at the Buffet.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2016 @ 3:07am

Enabler of the Year

Real nice. And the ulterior motive just makes it worse. Awarded for giving a box of wine to the bum and receiving the pocket knife.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2016 @ 4:38am

Lubber Band

Well, well. That wasn’t the least bit embarrassing! Awarded for buying a condom at the Come ‘n’ Go store.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2016 @ 4:16am

Not With My Whale, You Don’t!

Nice going, Ahab! Now we have to say “Some cartoon animals were injured in the making of this game.” Awarded for pouring the hot sauce into the whale’s blowhole.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2016 @ 5:48am

Making Friends Everywhere You Go

You have such a gentle touch with that discarded syringe. Awarded for extracting the civet from the cat.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2016 @ 6:03am

Frontier Pharmacist

At least you had the good sense to only make one bottle! Complete the creation of eau d’ Larry.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2016 @ 7:47am

Unexpected Disco Stud

Who knew? She seemed so sweet. Awarded for dancing with Fawn at Studio 69.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2016 @ 6:16am

We Would’ve Brought a Gift

But it was all so fast! That was the shortest engagement on record! Awarded for marrying Fawn at the Weddin’ Ready chapel.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2016 @ 6:21am

Law and Order: Lost Wages

Congratulations, brave adventurer! You have graduated to full-scale breaking and entering! Get the pills from Lefty's window.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2016 @ 7:42am

Law and Order: Lost Wages II

This is your second major act of criminal trespass! Way to go! Awarded for entering Adam's penthouse.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2016 @ 7:59am

Handy to Have Around the House

You can fix anything! What woman wouldn’t love a guy like you? (Answer: All of them!) Awarded for patching up the love doll.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2016 @ 8:08am

Defying Physics

Don’t try this at home. It requires a dramatic license! Awarded for using the patched love doll to float across the chasm.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2016 @ 8:21am

Oh. My. God.

You did it. You not only got laid, but you’ve found true love. (Maybe.) Awarded for giving the apple to Eve.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2016 @ 8:30am

Urine Luck!

Did you bring a fresh white leisure suit? Awarded for getting peed on by the dog.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2016 @ 2:09am

Busted!

You big show-off! Correction: You show-off! Awarded for wearing the lubber outdoors.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2016 @ 7:25am

Swirlie Swan Song

What did the last guy eat, rubber cement?! Awarded for flushing the toilet in Lefty's bathroom.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2016 @ 12:54am

Nuclear Crotch

Unprotected sex? In the ’80s, Larry? Seriously? Awarded for having sex with the hooker without using a lubber.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2016 @ 7:17am

Mugger Mayhem

You always did consider yourself a lover and not a fighter. Awarded for getting beaten up by the mugger.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2016 @ 12:14am

Road Rash

“Somebody get the scraper!” Awarded for getting run down by a speeding vehicle.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2016 @ 12:15am