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65 of 127 (51%) Achievements Earned::

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Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Unlocked May 19, 2020 @ 1:52am

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked May 19, 2020 @ 2:23am

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked May 18, 2020 @ 11:11pm

FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.
Unlocked Feb 21, 2017 @ 12:31pm

Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked May 19, 2020 @ 2:25am

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked Feb 21, 2017 @ 9:34pm

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Unlocked Feb 21, 2017 @ 9:43pm

Angel Goat

Do no evil.
Unlocked May 18, 2020 @ 11:48pm

Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked May 19, 2020 @ 2:34am

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Unlocked May 19, 2020 @ 2:44am

Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Unlocked May 20, 2020 @ 11:01pm

I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Unlocked May 19, 2020 @ 3:06am

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Unlocked May 19, 2020 @ 3:08am

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!
Unlocked Feb 21, 2017 @ 9:53pm

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!
Unlocked Feb 21, 2017 @ 9:49pm

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked Nov 23, 2017 @ 12:21am

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Unlocked May 19, 2020 @ 1:59am

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked May 19, 2020 @ 4:22am

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked May 19, 2020 @ 2:04am

Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Unlocked May 19, 2020 @ 4:27am

Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person
Unlocked May 18, 2020 @ 11:24pm

Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car
Unlocked May 19, 2020 @ 4:31am

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked May 18, 2020 @ 11:32pm

Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue
Unlocked May 18, 2020 @ 11:35pm

The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar
Unlocked May 21, 2020 @ 10:17am

Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest
Unlocked Feb 23, 2017 @ 11:22am

The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind
Unlocked May 19, 2020 @ 4:41am

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert
Unlocked Feb 23, 2017 @ 11:27am

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked Feb 21, 2017 @ 10:04pm

Don't Panic

srsly
Unlocked May 19, 2020 @ 4:45am

Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Unlocked May 19, 2020 @ 4:47am

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks
Unlocked May 19, 2020 @ 4:57am

GoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Unlocked May 19, 2020 @ 4:59am

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats
Unlocked May 19, 2020 @ 5:13am

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked May 19, 2020 @ 5:01am

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles
Unlocked Feb 21, 2017 @ 10:07pm

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked May 19, 2020 @ 2:17am

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one
Unlocked May 19, 2020 @ 5:05am

Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.
Unlocked May 19, 2020 @ 5:15am

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked May 19, 2020 @ 5:27am

SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Unlocked May 21, 2020 @ 10:10am

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked May 19, 2020 @ 4:50am

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat
Unlocked May 19, 2020 @ 1:45am

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked May 20, 2020 @ 10:42pm

Sällskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked May 20, 2020 @ 11:32pm

Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples
Unlocked Feb 21, 2017 @ 10:19pm

Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlocked Feb 23, 2017 @ 7:43am

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked Feb 23, 2017 @ 7:35am

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked Feb 23, 2017 @ 11:01pm

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked May 20, 2020 @ 10:47pm

ExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked May 20, 2020 @ 10:50pm

Jörgen

Jörgen.
Unlocked Feb 23, 2017 @ 7:41am

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked May 20, 2020 @ 10:53pm

Not again...

Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked May 20, 2020 @ 11:01pm

Boat ride

Enjoy your trip
Unlocked Feb 23, 2017 @ 7:38am

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked May 20, 2020 @ 11:08pm

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir
Unlocked May 20, 2020 @ 11:11pm

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room
Unlocked May 19, 2020 @ 2:49am

One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee
Unlocked Feb 23, 2017 @ 7:48am

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlocked May 20, 2020 @ 11:15pm

Steal the show

Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked May 20, 2020 @ 11:18pm

Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!
Unlocked May 20, 2020 @ 11:24pm

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlocked May 20, 2020 @ 11:42pm

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked May 20, 2020 @ 10:59pm

I am Bread

Are you bread?
Unlocked May 20, 2020 @ 11:48pm



The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests

I freaking love goats

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.

Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101

BFF

Lick a friend

Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?

The goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game

Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb

I Am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes

Big in japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool

Hoarder

Find all the trophies in GoatZ

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.

What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.

Suppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.

The Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.

Fifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.

Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!

Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.

Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters.

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships.

Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.

Miner inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.

What came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.

The puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.

Sweet collection!

Find 10 trophies.

Wow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.

NERD!

Find all trophies in Space.

Gather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.

Captain industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.

My little brony

Find all the pony horses.

Testaholic

Complete test chambers.

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the podracer.

Fund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Visit the badehaus.

Ready for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.

The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.

Spend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.

That's Fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.