Remember kids, gambling isn't an addiction, it's dedication

Have you heard of the one they call Masta?
No one drinks warm milk any fasta,
Shooting zombies with super ray gun blasta,
His beautiful wife calls him the bagel bite pastor,
Because he is truly Masta of disasta,

this guy literally stole my wife and kids. i've called the police multiple times but nothing seems to work its like he owns the cops or something. im really scared idk what to do please help me

Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Madara Uchiha? Let alone defeat him. And I'm not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I'm not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I'm not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano'o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu. I’m also not talking about Kono Yo no Kyūseishu Futarime no Rikudō Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal

-rep this man is not cooking strats

merry christmas