I sexually Identify as Shaco. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the lanes dropping hot sticky shivs on disgusting laners. People say to me that a person being a Shaco is impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded, but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install shivs, boxes and white skin on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Shaco” and respect my right to kill from behind and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a shacophobe and need to check your jungle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.