have an offer for ya, added mate.

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After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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This guy launched this entire army against mine and lost. As he stood there devastated I flashed him my voluptuous breasts from across the field. I saw the tears in your eyes as you realized - these were the last boo-bies you’d ever see. Post flash, I ordered my army to march towards what was left of yours. I watched my men use the power of the gods to smite down your soldiers whom covered with shark teeth and alligator skin. My men defeated yours within minutes. I walk over to you, with tears in both of our eyes. We hold hands but jokes on your I had one of those little palm shocker things in my hand. It was all a ruse. I’ve defeated you physically and emotionally. I then whip out my favorite crysknife that I got from my sandworm pet. At this moment you realize I am the Muad’ib.

nice awp

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