Lt. Dan: "Have you found Jesus yet Gump?"
Forrest Gump: "I didn't know I was supposed to be looking
for him - Sir!"
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The mosquito exists to keep the mighty humble.
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Artificial intelligence has the same relation to intelligence as
artificial flowers have to flowers.
-- David Parnas
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There is only one way to be happy by means of the heart -- to have none.
-- Paul Bourget
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Alliance, n.:
In international politics, the union of two thieves who have
their hands so deeply inserted in each other's pocket that they cannot
separately plunder a third.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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No house should ever be on any hill or on anything. It should be of the hill,
belonging to it.
-- Frank Lloyd Wright
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He who fights and runs away lives to fight another day.
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Homer: But wait. You can't kill me for being Krusty. I'm not him.
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