Many many people come in and out of our lives over the course of our existence... The fact that you wandered into mine in such a time where you were needed most, has not been lost on me. Thank you for being your amazing self and adopting a weirdo like me as a friend! ~Hugs

I LOVE YOU!! :3 -snuggles-

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What comes next is trying to figure out exactly when he switches from 4 dozen to 5 dozen eggs. In a modern and legal context, the difference between adulthood and childhood occurs the moment the person hits 18-years-of-age. But according to my research, in the 1700s you weren't legally an adult until 25 (explaining Bell's living predicaments I suppose) but you could be married off by 12 or 15. So it's my guess that around the age of 15 would be when Gaston would stop considering himself a "lad."


If that is the case, then from day 365.25 to day 5,478.75 he ate 245,448 eggs, and from day 5,478.75 to day 9,861.75 he ate 262,980 eggs. In total, presuming that he started doing this at age one, switched from four to five dozen eggs at year 15, and died on his 27th birthday, then he would have eaten 508,428 eggs.



P.s. that's 39,657,852 calories. Cool Hand Luke eat your heart out!