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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2016 @ 8:44am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2017 @ 9:59pm

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked Feb 18, 2022 @ 7:34am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked Apr 19, 2017 @ 3:46am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked Dec 2, 2016 @ 9:07am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked Feb 13, 2021 @ 12:43pm

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2016 @ 4:17am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2017 @ 9:50pm

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2016 @ 5:02am

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2021 @ 6:06am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2017 @ 12:39am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 6:55am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked Mar 4, 2017 @ 8:55am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2017 @ 9:39pm

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2016 @ 4:18am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked Jun 16, 2017 @ 10:42pm

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2016 @ 5:02am

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?
Unlocked Dec 13, 2016 @ 7:57am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2017 @ 9:59pm

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked Jan 21, 2017 @ 11:43am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked Oct 30, 2017 @ 10:15am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2016 @ 12:36am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2016 @ 10:12am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2016 @ 7:11am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked Dec 2, 2016 @ 7:46am

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.
Unlocked Apr 18, 2017 @ 8:01am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked Apr 18, 2017 @ 8:01am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked Jan 31, 2019 @ 7:55am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked Apr 19, 2017 @ 8:58am

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2020 @ 4:22am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2019 @ 1:42pm

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2021 @ 6:19am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2017 @ 6:36am

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked Nov 17, 2020 @ 6:11am

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.
Unlocked Apr 22, 2022 @ 10:00am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked Jan 29, 2018 @ 6:47am

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2022 @ 7:42am

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.
Unlocked Feb 12, 2021 @ 11:05am

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.
Unlocked Mar 30, 2019 @ 2:28pm

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.
Unlocked Mar 30, 2019 @ 2:39pm

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.
Unlocked Mar 30, 2019 @ 1:39pm

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.
Unlocked Apr 13, 2019 @ 12:19pm

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked Jul 8, 2020 @ 11:37am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked Aug 5, 2019 @ 5:09am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked Nov 17, 2020 @ 6:13am

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2021 @ 6:06am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked Feb 14, 2021 @ 1:11am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked Feb 7, 2021 @ 2:58am

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2021 @ 7:30am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 9:36am

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?
Unlocked Nov 5, 2021 @ 11:10am



Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!