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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 11:07am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 12:02pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2021 @ 3:20am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2021 @ 7:27pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2021 @ 4:34pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 5:44pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2022 @ 4:43pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 9:08pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 30, 2022 @ 8:00pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 31, 2022 @ 8:47pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 4, 2022 @ 10:00pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 8:34am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 10:44am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 10:47am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 10:51am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 11:03am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 11:23am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 5:45pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2021 @ 11:46am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2021 @ 8:52pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 7:10pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 11:35am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 12:20pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 10:46am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 10:58am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 5:46pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2021 @ 11:54am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 10:43am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 10:43am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 11:26am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 11:37pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2022 @ 11:49am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 6:16am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 10:44am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 11:40am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 10:47am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 1:48pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2021 @ 10:20pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 10:58am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2021 @ 4:35pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 10:53am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 11:36pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 9:13pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 5:45pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 10:41pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2022 @ 1:00pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2021 @ 5:03pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2022 @ 8:11pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 30, 2022 @ 6:37pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2021 @ 11:50pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 4:45pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked Feb 1, 2022 @ 9:37am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2021 @ 12:04am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2022 @ 9:24pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked Feb 3, 2022 @ 5:40pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked Feb 3, 2022 @ 8:33pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked Feb 4, 2022 @ 10:46pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 8:34am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 10:50am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2021 @ 7:53pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 12:16pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 1:46pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 11:08am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 11:40am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 11:37pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked Feb 3, 2022 @ 8:38pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 5:05pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 1:01pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 11:35am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Jan 31, 2022 @ 1:55pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 5:03pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 11:35am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 30, 2022 @ 9:18pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Feb 4, 2022 @ 10:19pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 3:27pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 1:55pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 7:12pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 12:16pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 4:38pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 5:25pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 4:56pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 11:08am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 11:44am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 2:16pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 10:47am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 3:28pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 10:42pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 9:52pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 5:20pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked Feb 4, 2022 @ 8:03pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Feb 4, 2022 @ 10:23pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked Feb 4, 2022 @ 10:48pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 10:15am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 10:47am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2022 @ 10:40am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 31, 2022 @ 1:55pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked Feb 4, 2022 @ 10:46pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 11:36am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked Jan 30, 2022 @ 9:18pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked Feb 4, 2022 @ 8:24pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked Feb 9, 2022 @ 4:26pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 10:13am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 8:45pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Feb 2, 2022 @ 7:10pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Feb 4, 2022 @ 11:06pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Feb 3, 2022 @ 8:19pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Feb 4, 2022 @ 10:35pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 12:06am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 10:28am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 10:46am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 11:49am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 12:05pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 12:28pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 12:35pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2021 @ 8:54pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2022 @ 10:40am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked Feb 1, 2022 @ 8:03pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 12:26pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 31, 2022 @ 11:25am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 9:54pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked Feb 1, 2022 @ 6:12pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked Jan 30, 2022 @ 9:32am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 10:15am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 10:15am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 10:24am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 12:33pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 2:14pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 3:29pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Feb 1, 2022 @ 10:11am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Feb 1, 2022 @ 10:11am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 9:02am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 1:26pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 7:35pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked Feb 7, 2022 @ 7:26pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 11:23am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2021 @ 7:08pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 3:29pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2022 @ 4:40pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked Feb 1, 2022 @ 6:13pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 11:50am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 9:13pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2022 @ 6:40pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked Jan 30, 2022 @ 10:02am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked Feb 4, 2022 @ 8:24pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 1:21pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2021 @ 4:34pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2022 @ 5:31pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked Feb 4, 2022 @ 8:03pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked Feb 4, 2022 @ 10:49pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 10:10am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 10:17am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 10:21am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 12:53pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 2:55pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 1:46pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 3:39pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 2:55pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 7:44pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 3:54pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 8:44pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 10:31pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 8:45pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2022 @ 9:23am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2022 @ 9:54am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Feb 7, 2022 @ 6:40pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked Feb 8, 2022 @ 7:09pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked Feb 4, 2022 @ 10:05pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 10:15am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked Feb 4, 2022 @ 8:05pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked Feb 4, 2022 @ 10:46pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked Feb 4, 2022 @ 10:49pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 10:17am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 10:16am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 10:41am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 1:45pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 2:41pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 7:05pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 7:55pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 7:57pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2022 @ 9:12am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked Feb 15, 2022 @ 4:55pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 10:12am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 11:57am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 1:53pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 2:55pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 8:12pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2022 @ 9:11am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 8, 2022 @ 5:59am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 9, 2022 @ 5:51pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2022 @ 4:43pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 7:26pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2022 @ 4:37pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 31, 2022 @ 11:25am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 1, 2022 @ 6:12pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 4, 2022 @ 8:19pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 4, 2022 @ 10:46pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 8:47am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 10:09am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 10:17am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 12:32pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked Feb 12, 2022 @ 7:47pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2022 @ 1:52pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 4:37pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 30, 2022 @ 9:32am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2022 @ 9:48am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 1:44pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 12:55pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2022 @ 10:20am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked Feb 4, 2022 @ 10:13pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 10:17am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 10:17am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 1:05pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 12:54pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 2:42pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 7:05pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 9:37pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2022 @ 9:50am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked Feb 7, 2022 @ 6:30pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Feb 7, 2022 @ 6:30pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked Feb 8, 2022 @ 6:02am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 10:50am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 1:46pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 4:48pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2022 @ 9:45pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2023 @ 7:23pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2021 @ 11:46am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked Feb 4, 2022 @ 8:05pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked Feb 21, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 1:44pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 3:05pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 7:47pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 8:00pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 7, 2022 @ 6:29pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 12, 2022 @ 7:46pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 13, 2022 @ 2:12am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 12:32pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 12:54pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 2:41pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 7:05pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 10:21pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2022 @ 9:49am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked Feb 7, 2022 @ 6:31pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Feb 7, 2022 @ 6:30pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked Feb 8, 2022 @ 6:02am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked Feb 10, 2022 @ 7:13pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2022 @ 8:26pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked Feb 12, 2022 @ 7:53pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2022 @ 9:49am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Feb 12, 2022 @ 7:47pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2022 @ 9:20am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 10:21pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Feb 7, 2022 @ 6:49pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Feb 9, 2022 @ 8:41pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Feb 10, 2022 @ 7:23pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Feb 12, 2022 @ 7:47pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Feb 15, 2022 @ 7:10pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Feb 15, 2022 @ 7:11pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Feb 13, 2022 @ 2:12am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Feb 15, 2022 @ 7:21pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Feb 16, 2022 @ 8:30am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Feb 21, 2022 @ 8:23pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2022 @ 4:43pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked Feb 1, 2022 @ 8:26am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 8:51am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 12:56pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 7:05pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked Feb 7, 2022 @ 6:35pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked Feb 9, 2022 @ 4:27pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked Feb 15, 2022 @ 7:12pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 1:07pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Feb 7, 2022 @ 7:54pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 4, 2022 @ 9:33pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Feb 2, 2022 @ 7:50pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 1:45pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 8:51pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2022 @ 9:49am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 1:51pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 7:04pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 9:37pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2022 @ 9:49am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked Feb 7, 2022 @ 6:32pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked Feb 7, 2022 @ 7:26pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked Feb 10, 2022 @ 7:06pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Feb 12, 2022 @ 7:32pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked Feb 12, 2022 @ 7:58pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked Feb 15, 2022 @ 4:44pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Feb 15, 2022 @ 7:12pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Feb 25, 2022 @ 4:14pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 2, 2022 @ 7:52pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2022 @ 9:49am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2022 @ 7:18pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked Feb 7, 2022 @ 6:32pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked Feb 8, 2022 @ 6:02am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2022 @ 8:26pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked Feb 12, 2022 @ 7:32pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Feb 12, 2022 @ 7:59pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Feb 15, 2022 @ 7:13pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked Feb 21, 2022 @ 8:47pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked Apr 2, 2022 @ 9:32am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Apr 2, 2022 @ 2:09pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked May 11, 2022 @ 5:12pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2022 @ 1:48pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 8, 2022 @ 8:26pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 10, 2022 @ 7:04pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 12, 2022 @ 8:59am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 15, 2022 @ 5:02pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 21, 2022 @ 5:03pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 2, 2022 @ 7:52pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2022 @ 10:09pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 4:13pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Feb 4, 2022 @ 10:06pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 10:12am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2022 @ 8:32pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Feb 15, 2022 @ 4:48pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Mar 7, 2022 @ 7:50pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 4:45pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 6:43pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 21, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 7, 2022 @ 7:29pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 5:23pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 6:29pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked May 19, 2022 @ 6:36pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2022 @ 8:51pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 9 @ 7:46pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked Feb 14, 2022 @ 6:08pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked Feb 12, 2022 @ 11:03am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked Feb 8, 2022 @ 6:02am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked Feb 10, 2022 @ 7:21pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked Feb 12, 2022 @ 7:44pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked Feb 12, 2022 @ 7:58pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked Feb 15, 2022 @ 7:12pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked Feb 15, 2022 @ 7:22pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2022 @ 11:33pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Apr 2, 2022 @ 2:08pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked Apr 3, 2022 @ 7:41pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2022 @ 1:48pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 4:34pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 6:26pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 6:30pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked Jan 28, 2022 @ 9:39pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked Feb 2, 2022 @ 8:02pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 10:13am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 12:50pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 7:26pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked Feb 7, 2022 @ 6:30pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2022 @ 8:25pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked Feb 15, 2022 @ 7:12pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2022 @ 8:57pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2022 @ 1:47pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2022 @ 7:20pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 1:12pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Feb 8, 2022 @ 6:50am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2022 @ 10:30am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 9, 2022 @ 9:22pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2022 @ 4:44pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Feb 16, 2022 @ 6:26am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked Jan 31, 2022 @ 11:25am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 4:46pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked Jan 30, 2022 @ 8:51pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 8:37am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 11:56am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 3:12pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2022 @ 10:10am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Feb 10, 2022 @ 7:06pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Feb 15, 2022 @ 7:10pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Mar 7, 2022 @ 7:29pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 4:42pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 6:42pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2022 @ 5:44pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 1:51pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Feb 10, 2022 @ 7:22pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 27, 2022 @ 3:07pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 27, 2022 @ 2:09pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 4:42pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 5:24pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 27, 2022 @ 4:19pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2023 @ 9:37am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2023 @ 8:39pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jul 31, 2022 @ 6:13pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2023 @ 8:40pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 4:48pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked Apr 2 @ 6:14pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2022 @ 9:11am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 7:15pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 6:44pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2022 @ 6:42pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 11 @ 10:36pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2022 @ 2:46pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked Feb 18, 2022 @ 9:34pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked Feb 14, 2022 @ 6:09pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked Feb 16, 2022 @ 6:27am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked Feb 16, 2022 @ 6:27am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked Mar 4, 2022 @ 8:53pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked Apr 5, 2022 @ 5:35pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked Apr 5, 2022 @ 5:36pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2022 @ 1:48pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2022 @ 1:48pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 5:27pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2022 @ 7:22pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2022 @ 7:21pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 7:41pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2023 @ 7:24pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked Feb 12, 2023 @ 5:34pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 5:23pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 31, 2023 @ 4:46pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked Feb 22, 2022 @ 8:10pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked Apr 11, 2022 @ 8:03pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked Apr 16, 2022 @ 11:00pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked Jun 1, 2022 @ 6:41pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2022 @ 2:46pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 5:33pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2022 @ 7:07pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2022 @ 7:17pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked Jul 27, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2022 @ 11:57am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Feb 24, 2023 @ 1:50pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2023 @ 7:21pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 5:23pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked Apr 1 @ 9:58pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked Feb 3, 2022 @ 8:33pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 10:13am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 1:55pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 8:45pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked Feb 9, 2022 @ 4:26pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked Feb 12, 2022 @ 7:47pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked Feb 21, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked May 19, 2022 @ 6:36pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 6:25pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2022 @ 6:42pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2023 @ 8:39pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 2:18pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Feb 12, 2022 @ 8:53am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked May 28, 2022 @ 1:10am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked May 1, 2022 @ 7:44pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 12:54pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked Feb 16, 2022 @ 6:26am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2022 @ 1:44pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked Feb 10, 2022 @ 7:04pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 12, 2023 @ 5:32pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 9:49pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 10:45am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 10:58am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 10:43am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 11:07am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 11:07am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked Apr 6 @ 9:54pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2022 @ 9:45pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2023 @ 7:23pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 3:49pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 3:49pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 3:49pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 3:50pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 3:50pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 3:50pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 3:51pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2022 @ 1:47pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2022 @ 8:51pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Nov 17, 2023 @ 10:10pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Apr 2 @ 6:15pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 3:49pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 3:50pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 4:12pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2023 @ 2:35pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 3:48pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2022 @ 1:47pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 4:34pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2022 @ 7:07pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2022 @ 7:07pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2022 @ 7:17pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2022 @ 7:22pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2023 @ 10:53am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Feb 25, 2023 @ 5:14pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2023 @ 7:21pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 5:23pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2023 @ 1:17pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked Apr 4 @ 5:31pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 3:48pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 2 @ 4:30pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2022 @ 2:46pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 6:26pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked Mar 2 @ 4:30pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2022 @ 5:46pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 9:49pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 9:49pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 9:49pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 9:49pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 9:49pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 9:49pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 9:49pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 10:00pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2023 @ 9:38am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked Jan 9 @ 7:46pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 9:49pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 9:49pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 9:49pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 9:56pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 9:48pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 9:48pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 9:48pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 9:48pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2023 @ 6:53pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2023 @ 6:53pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2023 @ 6:54pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2023 @ 6:54pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2023 @ 8:25pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 9:48pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 9:48pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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