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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 2:28am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 12:47pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 7:57am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2021 @ 11:36am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 8:51am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 3:58pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 9:45pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 6:40pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 7:13pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 8:36pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 12:46am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 2:48am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 4:53am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 3:23pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 3:26pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 5:56am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 2:24am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 12:14pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 8:46am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 9:39am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 3:58pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 3:58pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 9:45pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 8:51am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 8:51am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 8:51am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 3:25pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 2:23am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 12:32pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 8:35am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 3:22pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 3:23pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 2:27am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 8:19am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 6:52pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 9:54am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 3:23pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 12:45pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2021 @ 11:32am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 3:27pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 8:51am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 2:29am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 9:31am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 9:45pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 5:56am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 5:44pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 3:58pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2021 @ 6:30am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 6:53pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 7:14pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 6:15am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 6:53pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 8:04pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 3:58pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 7:49pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 1:11am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 3:58pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 7:49pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 1:20am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 2:15am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 4:21am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 3:21am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 2:21am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 8:51am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 3:58pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 5:53am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 2:27am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2021 @ 12:46pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 8:46am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 10:57pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 12:44am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked Feb 1, 2022 @ 9:31am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 3:58pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked Jan 14, 2022 @ 9:49am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 6:52pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 6:24am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 11:23pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 9:45pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 8:37pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 4:20am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 3:58pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 7:44am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 3:58pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 3:58pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 6:52pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 2:09pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 9:46pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 10:40pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 10:48pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 2:31am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 5:45am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 2:34pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 3:26pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 9:37am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked Feb 9, 2022 @ 10:43am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 4:52pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 8:04pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 8:04pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 2:46am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 4:20am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 5:53am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 6:20am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 6:27am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 11:16pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 2:46am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 4:20am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 6:52am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 1:12am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 2:55am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 12:12pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 10:53pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 4:52am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 5:57am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 3:58pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 2:45am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 5:54am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 3:22am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 5:51am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 5:54am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 6:46am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 6:51am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 7:01am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 7:26am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 7:43am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 7:50am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 3:58pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 9:45pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 1:22am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 6:44am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 1:23am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 6:52pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 12:44am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 12:43am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 4:54am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 6:22am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 6:27am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 7:38am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 7:43am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 8:23am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 8:41pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 5:01am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 5:01am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 7:31am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 4:12am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 11:42am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 12:12pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 4:57pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 5:46pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 2:38am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 10:04am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 9:45pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 8:04pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 12:58am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 12:37pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 3:58pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 6:53pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 8:04pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 3:56am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 8:03am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 3:58pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 6:53pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 8:04pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 3:40am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 6:00am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 6:26am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 6:36am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 7:44am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 4:21am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 4:16am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 4:15am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 4:21am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 4:18am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 4:28am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 4:22am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 4:45am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 11:40am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 5:04am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 12:18pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 12:37pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 12:19pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 8:51am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 5:58am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2022 @ 1:20pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 2:55am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 6:44am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 1:23am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 3:28am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 3:28am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 4:20am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 6:18am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 6:52am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 6:52am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 7:00am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 5:42pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 4:27am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 4:30am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 4:26pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 12:13pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 6:27am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 6:27am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 7:44am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 7:44am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 4:28am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 4:52am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 12:12pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 12:39pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 6:49pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 7:14pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 7:54pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 12:43am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 1:23am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 4:53am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 5:45am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 6:01am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 6:25am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 6:27am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 7:41am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 2:34pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 8:42pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 6:40pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 7:54pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 5:11am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 8:22am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 7:42am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 12:25pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 3:04am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 6:18am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 6:44am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 6:52am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 6:52am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 7:42am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 8:23am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 4:27am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 5:11am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 5:11am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 11:54am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 12:33pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 3:58pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 3:58pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 3:58pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Feb 1, 2022 @ 9:23am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2022 @ 3:26pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 8:42pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2021 @ 6:04am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked Feb 1, 2022 @ 9:23am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 9:12pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 7:45am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 8:22am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 4:18am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 4:51am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 12:31pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 2:10pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 15, 2022 @ 12:48pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 6:44am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 6:44am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 10:01am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 10:01am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 10:01am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 5:11am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 4:26pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 4:26pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 1:00pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 1:02pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 1:35pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 15, 2022 @ 12:27pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 12:37pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 12:36am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 12:34pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 11:40am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 12:41pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 1:08pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 1:16pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 15, 2022 @ 12:30pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 6:47am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 8:41pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Jan 15, 2022 @ 1:05pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 9:04pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 9:04pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 9:04pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 3:07pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked Jan 19, 2022 @ 7:40am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 6:40pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 3:04am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 6:20am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 8:23am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 8:23am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 11:54am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 12:48pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 17, 2022 @ 6:55am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 7:51am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 12:49pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 2:56pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 1:23am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 7:41am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 5:42pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 11:54am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 8:23am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 8:23am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 8:03pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 5:11am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 4:26pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 11:59am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 12:48pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 12:48pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 1:00pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 17, 2022 @ 6:54am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 8:23pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 8:50pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 2:46pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 5:11am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 4:26pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 11:59am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 1:00pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 1:02pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 17, 2022 @ 6:54am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 2:46pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 9:40pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 9:32pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2022 @ 12:35pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked Feb 1, 2022 @ 9:17am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked Feb 1, 2022 @ 9:32am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 12:48pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 1:00pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 14, 2022 @ 10:03am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 15, 2022 @ 1:11pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 8:50pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 19, 2022 @ 8:34am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2022 @ 8:37am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 4, 2022 @ 11:45pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 2:48am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 6:02am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 14, 2022 @ 9:52am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 11:46am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2022 @ 1:20pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2022 @ 10:59pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2023 @ 7:20am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 19, 2022 @ 9:20am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 10:53pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2022 @ 3:26pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked Feb 1, 2022 @ 6:12am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 17, 2022 @ 6:54am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 14, 2022 @ 10:06am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 12:18pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 12:48pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 1:00pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 1:00pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked Jan 17, 2022 @ 6:54am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 8:34pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 8:58pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 2:46pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2022 @ 3:29pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2022 @ 10:59pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2022 @ 10:59pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2022 @ 11:48am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 21, 2023 @ 11:35am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 7:13pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 3:04am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 6:26am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 8:24am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 5:42pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 1:00pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 1:00pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 7:31pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 7:31pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2022 @ 3:26pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2023 @ 7:20am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 7:53am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 12:55pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 7:54pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2022 @ 4:04pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2023 @ 7:20am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 9:12pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 2:46am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 8:37pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 4:54am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 7:41am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 10:00am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 5:12am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 1:02pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 17, 2022 @ 6:54am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 9:32pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Feb 10, 2022 @ 2:20pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2023 @ 7:20am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2023 @ 7:20am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 7:57am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 1:16pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 30, 2022 @ 12:45pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 1, 2022 @ 9:54am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2022 @ 3:26pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2022 @ 11:48am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2023 @ 7:20am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked Jan 31, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 4:52am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2023 @ 7:20am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2023 @ 7:20am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2023 @ 7:20am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 6:27am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2022 @ 6:22am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 17, 2022 @ 6:55am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked Jan 17, 2022 @ 6:54am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked Jan 17, 2022 @ 6:55am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 8:30pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 9:32pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 9:34pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 9:35pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2022 @ 10:59pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2022 @ 11:48am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked Mar 21, 2023 @ 11:35am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2023 @ 7:20am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2023 @ 4:08am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 5:58am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2023 @ 7:20am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 8:09pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked Jan 19, 2022 @ 9:23am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 8:30pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2022 @ 10:59pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2022 @ 10:59pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked Mar 21, 2023 @ 11:35am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2023 @ 7:20am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2023 @ 7:20am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2023 @ 7:20am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2023 @ 4:08am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 2:15am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 6:27am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 7:44am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 4:52am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 12:12pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 2:34pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 9:12pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked Feb 1, 2022 @ 6:12am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked Feb 8, 2023 @ 3:21pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 7:58am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 12:36am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 30, 2022 @ 5:26pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 6:52am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 9:12pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 8:22am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 1:00pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2023 @ 7:20am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 3:25pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 2:17am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 3:22pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked Feb 7, 2022 @ 10:27am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked Feb 8, 2022 @ 10:09am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked Nov 14, 2022 @ 2:46pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Nov 14, 2022 @ 2:46pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Nov 14, 2022 @ 2:46pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Nov 14, 2022 @ 2:46pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Nov 14, 2022 @ 2:46pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Nov 14, 2022 @ 2:46pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Nov 14, 2022 @ 2:46pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2022 @ 3:26pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2023 @ 7:20am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Nov 14, 2022 @ 2:46pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Nov 14, 2022 @ 2:46pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2022 @ 3:26pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2022 @ 3:26pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2022 @ 3:26pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2022 @ 11:48am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2022 @ 11:48am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2023 @ 7:20am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2023 @ 7:20am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2023 @ 7:20am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2022 @ 3:26pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2022 @ 3:26pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked Nov 14, 2022 @ 2:46pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2022 @ 3:26pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2023 @ 8:51am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2023 @ 7:20am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2023 @ 7:20am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2023 @ 7:20am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2023 @ 7:20am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2023 @ 7:20am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2023 @ 7:20am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2023 @ 7:20am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2023 @ 7:20am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2023 @ 7:20am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2023 @ 7:20am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2023 @ 7:20am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2023 @ 7:20am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2023 @ 7:20am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2023 @ 7:20am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2023 @ 7:20am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2023 @ 7:20am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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