I'm Sorry Michelangelo: its pretty unpleasant looking at it so close
I'm Sorry Michelangelo: if thats adam honestly im not sure how our species survived

I'm Sorry Michelangelo: that thing is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ green bean

I'm Sorry Michelangelo: could look at more art with penis
Someone Made Me Do This: thats NEVER
Someone Made Me Do This: a bad suggestion tbh

Buru: You and Ame will lower my coffin into the ground
Buru: So you both can let me down one last time

Bert&Ernie's Homoerotic Holiday: dude my fan ♥♥♥♥♥ ugly neckbeards with michelangelo genitals

"My humor is about 50% recycled jokes, 50% overexaggerating, I would make the greatest youtuber!"
"I evolved from hipster into hipstar_ giving me the ability to always like something before it was cool"
"Im so hardcore, I play the knife game with a katana instead for maximum edginess"

Amethytic: Hang onto your labcoats!
Amethytic: WEE!

LycanArachnid: but edgy bugs
LycanArachnid: fangs
LycanArachnid: right up there with my alley
LycanArachnid: tbh
LycanArachnid: I am the ghost poison type after all
Amethytic: very fitting
Amethytic: toxic and dead inside = matthew

Amethytic: you must have spent a night with daddy
Amethytic: because youre looking pretty butthurt

Amethytic: so apparently ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead ringer spies haunt my subconscious

Check this out!!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydo2GNXEh2E&feature=youtu.be&t=9m23s

When I was a little boy I was asking my father for attention, he didnt even turn his face to look at me, staring straight at the tv with the bottle in his hand, all he said was "user successfully ignored"


Hey, Daddy! Notice me sempai
HEY DADDY DADDY DADDY!
HEY DADDY DADDY DADDY!
HEY DADDY DADDY DADDY!
HEY DADDY DADDY DADDY!
HEY DADDY DADDY DADDY!
HEY DADDY DADDY DADDY!
HEY DADDY DADDY DADDY!
HEY DADDY DADDY DADDY!

(I absolute love the game Khimera: Destroy All Monster Girls. Its free on steam so why not go check it out! Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015 is pretty gud too.)