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ＤＩＡＮＡ ❤ 19 Apr @ 11:27pm

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ＤＩＡＮＡ ❤ 20 Apr @ 12:09am
And your boyfriend too

ＤＩＡＮＡ ❤ 20 Apr @ 12:09am
Hf with the vac

A little girl cuts her hand on the playground and runs crying to the teacher. She asks the teacher for a glass of cider.

"Why do you want a glass of cider?" the teacher asks.

"To take away the pain," sobs the little girl.

"What do you mean?" the teacher asks.

"Well," sobs the little girl. "I overheard my big sister say that whenever she has a prick in her hand, she can't wait to get it in cider."

I asked my grandma if she had ever tried 69. She said, "No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night."

Yo' Mama is so skanky, her idea of safe sex is to lock the car doors.

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