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My ass is a personal minting machine if you were to play my life at 50x speed you would see pennies flying into my ass and into the hands of the Oregon people.
Thats when its time to hit the convenience stores I usually run in sometimes I buy a bottle of water to mask my activity but more often than not I go straight to the take-a-penny tray and drop in 5 or 10 pennies.
After that its time to give back to the homeless (I live in Oregon so theres no shortage) I drop in about 50-100 ass pennies to each cup they always thank me so kindly so im well known with this community.
I do this every day of the week and my wife helps me too most of the time at the end of the week im outta of change. Heres the kicker ive been doing this for 14 years, there are 52 weeks in a year thats 104,000 pennies
after 14 years this number jumps to 1,456,000 pennies if you live in the Pacific Northwest and have bought something with cash theres big odds youve held one of my ass pennies.