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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 9, 2022 @ 7:06am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 9, 2022 @ 7:57am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 9, 2022 @ 10:05am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2022 @ 8:31am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2022 @ 5:54am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2023 @ 5:36am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2023 @ 10:55am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 6:01am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 6:24am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 10:20am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 10:20am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 11:14am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 11:27am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Dec 9, 2022 @ 6:37am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 9, 2022 @ 6:44am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 9, 2022 @ 6:45am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 9, 2022 @ 7:01am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 9, 2022 @ 7:27am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 9, 2022 @ 12:39pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2022 @ 8:39am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2022 @ 4:56am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2023 @ 5:19am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2023 @ 10:55am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2022 @ 6:31am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2022 @ 6:31am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2022 @ 6:31am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked Feb 26 @ 9:20am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 9, 2022 @ 6:44am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 9, 2022 @ 7:09am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 9, 2022 @ 7:31am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2022 @ 3:40am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Dec 9, 2022 @ 6:36am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 9, 2022 @ 6:36am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 9, 2022 @ 7:03am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 9, 2022 @ 10:45am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2023 @ 11:01am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 9:55am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Dec 9, 2022 @ 6:38am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 9, 2022 @ 7:09am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2022 @ 3:41am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Dec 9, 2022 @ 6:45am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Dec 9, 2022 @ 8:08am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2022 @ 9:03am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Dec 9, 2022 @ 7:09am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2022 @ 3:47am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2022 @ 2:30am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Dec 9, 2022 @ 6:45am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Dec 9, 2022 @ 10:45am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2022 @ 12:24am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2022 @ 5:04am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2023 @ 5:39am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 9:55am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2022 @ 5:54am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2023 @ 11:48am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 10:09am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2023 @ 4:25am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 6:26am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 10:20am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2023 @ 5:28am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 10:01am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 10:20am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:20pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:20pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:28pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Dec 9, 2022 @ 6:44am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2022 @ 3:40am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2022 @ 2:14am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2022 @ 11:36am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 9, 2022 @ 7:03am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2022 @ 8:31am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 9, 2022 @ 7:37am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2022 @ 5:09am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2022 @ 11:38am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2022 @ 3:39am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 11:50am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 11:51am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2022 @ 4:56am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 11:50am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2023 @ 5:48am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Nov 21, 2023 @ 2:19pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Feb 28 @ 2:09am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 7:01am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2023 @ 10:57am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 10:19am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 10:30am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2023 @ 10:55am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 1:17pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked Feb 27 @ 3:00am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2022 @ 12:09pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2022 @ 12:52pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2023 @ 11:46am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2022 @ 12:29am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 11:30am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 2:48am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 3:36am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 3:45am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:09pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:11pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 2:47am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:12pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked Nov 20, 2023 @ 6:12am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked Feb 27 @ 3:00am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2023 @ 5:44am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2023 @ 11:59am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2023 @ 11:20am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 10:20am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 10:21am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 11:14am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 11:53am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2023 @ 12:10pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 10:20am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 11:14am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 10:20am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 11:06am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:25pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 2:49am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2022 @ 11:14am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2023 @ 5:36am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 11:07am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 11:23am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 11:14am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 11:14am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:18pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:22pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:24pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:27pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:37pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:38pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:41pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2023 @ 5:02am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2023 @ 10:55am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 10:20am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:23pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 10:17am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 5:58am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 10:18am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 9:55am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 11:14am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:19pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 7:01am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 10:41am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:34pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 1:09pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 2:52am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 2:57am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 3:15am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 3:17am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Dec 9, 2022 @ 7:02am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Dec 9, 2022 @ 7:17am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2022 @ 8:34am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2023 @ 5:46am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 6:56am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 10:20am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Dec 9, 2022 @ 8:04am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2022 @ 3:39am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2023 @ 11:20am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 10:03am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 10:20am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Dec 9, 2022 @ 10:05am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2023 @ 5:24am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 6:07am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 10:20am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 11:10am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:18pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:19pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:19pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:58pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 1:14pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 1:16pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 1:16pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 1:16pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 1:16pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 1:22pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 1:25pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2022 @ 6:31am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2022 @ 11:13am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:34pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked Feb 28 @ 2:09am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 10:21am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 10:20am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 10:20am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 10:21am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 11:14am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:18pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:18pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:18pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:44pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:56pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:22pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:18pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:18pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:52pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:58pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 1:17pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 1:24pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 6:22am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 6:54am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 10:05am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 10:20am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 10:20am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 11:08am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 11:20am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:18pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:18pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:35pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:41pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2022 @ 11:13am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 6:05am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 6:35am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:19pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:23pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 11:14am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:18pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:18pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:18pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:43pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:52pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:58pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 1:16pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 1:23pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2022 @ 11:09am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2022 @ 1:24am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 3:52am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 9:01am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 9:01am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2023 @ 11:21pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked Feb 27 @ 11:26am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked Nov 21, 2023 @ 12:26am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2023 @ 11:21pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:55pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:37pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:42pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:43pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:58pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 1:16pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:01pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:18pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:42pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:49pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:58pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 1:16pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 1:17pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 1:24pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 1:47pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:14pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 1:17pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 1:33pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:00pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 1:49pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:26pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:29pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:30pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:29pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:29pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:39pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:41pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2023 @ 11:22pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2023 @ 11:22pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked Jul 29, 2023 @ 11:41am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2023 @ 11:22pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2023 @ 11:22pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2023 @ 11:22pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked Aug 24, 2023 @ 5:34am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2023 @ 7:28am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2023 @ 11:22pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2023 @ 11:23pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2023 @ 11:23pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2023 @ 11:24pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2023 @ 11:24pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2023 @ 11:24pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2022 @ 10:19am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2023 @ 9:23am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked Feb 28 @ 2:09am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 6:25am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 10:21am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:19pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:43pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:58pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:02pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 1:28pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:43pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2023 @ 11:24pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 10:20am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:23pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:23pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:23pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:23pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:23pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:24pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:24pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:25pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:29pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:23pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:24pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:25pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:28pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:29pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:41pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:43pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 1:17pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 1:45pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 1:47pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:25pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:27pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:41pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:42pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 11:14am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2023 @ 1:42am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Feb 28 @ 2:09am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked Nov 21, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked Feb 28 @ 2:09am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked Feb 28 @ 2:09am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 1:44pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:34pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:34pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 3:18pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 3:18pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:55pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:56pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 1:38am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 2:45am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked Nov 21, 2023 @ 12:32pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked Nov 21, 2023 @ 9:45pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 1:00am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:23pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:23pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:24pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:25pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:27pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:29pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:41pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:43pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:48pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:56pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:56pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 6:25am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 11:08am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:19pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 1:16pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 1:24pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:24pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:30pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:52pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:56pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 1:31pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:43pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2023 @ 11:24pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:24pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:57pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 10:20am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 1:04am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 10:36am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:18pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:43pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 1:16pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:04pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:29pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:44pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:56pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 2:32am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:43pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 1:54pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:45pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2023 @ 11:24pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:29pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:38pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:44pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 1:49am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 2:44am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 3:40am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 3:53am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 3:53am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked Nov 21, 2023 @ 2:25pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2022 @ 1:56am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2023 @ 12:50am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2023 @ 1:09am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2023 @ 12:45am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2023 @ 12:46am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2023 @ 12:45am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2023 @ 11:37pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 1:16pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2023 @ 2:17am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:56pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 1:05am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 1:07am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 21, 2023 @ 12:32pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 21, 2023 @ 1:31pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 21, 2023 @ 9:12pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:42pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:24pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:24pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:24pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:25pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:29pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:41pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:42pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:44pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:56pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:56pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:56pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 1:49am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 2:25am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 2:32am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 20, 2023 @ 6:00am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2022 @ 11:13am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 1:49am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:25pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:29pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:29pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:41pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:43pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:54pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:56pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:56pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 1:49am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 2:18am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 2:32am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 3:31am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 20, 2023 @ 5:58am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 20, 2023 @ 6:35am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 21, 2023 @ 2:48pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 11:21am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:43pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:58pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 1:57pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:28pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:43pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:56pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 2:18am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 20, 2023 @ 5:09am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 21, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2023 @ 1:01am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:00pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:57pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2023 @ 11:24pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:43pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:23pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:19pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked Feb 25 @ 11:43pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 1:28am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 10:13am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 20, 2023 @ 3:53am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2023 @ 11:52pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 29, 2023 @ 1:46am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 1:41pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked Feb 28 @ 1:27am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 9, 2022 @ 6:40am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 9, 2022 @ 6:51am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 9, 2022 @ 6:36am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked Feb 28 @ 2:09am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked Dec 9, 2022 @ 7:06am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked Feb 26 @ 9:20am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked Feb 28 @ 2:09am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2022 @ 2:38am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked Feb 28 @ 1:55am

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked Feb 28 @ 2:09am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked Feb 28 @ 2:09am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked Feb 28 @ 2:09am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked Feb 28 @ 2:09am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2023 @ 11:21pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked Feb 28 @ 2:09am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked Feb 28 @ 2:09am

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Feb 28 @ 2:09am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2023 @ 12:49am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:31pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:53pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 1:20pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 1:24pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:26pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:41pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:56pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 1:49am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 3:28am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Nov 21, 2023 @ 1:24pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2023 @ 11:45pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Dec 6, 2023 @ 10:46am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:53pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:02pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 3:03pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2023 @ 11:24pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:29pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:41pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:43pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:48pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:56pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:56pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:56pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 1:49am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 2:32am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 3:17am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 20, 2023 @ 5:36am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 20, 2023 @ 6:13am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 21, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 21, 2023 @ 2:28pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 21, 2023 @ 9:12pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 29, 2023 @ 1:46am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked Feb 25 @ 11:43pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Feb 25 @ 11:43pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:19pm

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked Feb 26 @ 3:28am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 21, 2023 @ 12:46pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 22, 2023 @ 5:24am

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 25 @ 11:43pm

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 25 @ 11:43pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked Nov 21, 2023 @ 12:28am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:41pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:46pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 2:49am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 22, 2023 @ 8:27am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2023 @ 2:16am

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 26 @ 3:03am

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 26 @ 3:28am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 1:04am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked Nov 22, 2023 @ 5:22am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 6, 2023 @ 10:33am

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 25 @ 11:42pm

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 26 @ 5:31am

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 26 @ 5:31am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 11:42am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 11:30am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 21, 2023 @ 11:41pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked Feb 27 @ 11:28am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked Nov 21, 2023 @ 12:34am

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.
Unlocked Feb 26 @ 5:31am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:20pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:50pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 1:17pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:22pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:41pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:54pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 1:38am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 2:44am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked Nov 21, 2023 @ 12:32pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked Nov 21, 2023 @ 9:45pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2023 @ 2:17am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked Feb 25 @ 11:43pm

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
Unlocked Feb 26 @ 3:28am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:58pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:23pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 1:07am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2023 @ 11:24pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:44pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:56pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:56pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 2:56pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 1:49am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 2:19am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 2:44am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 3:52am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 20, 2023 @ 5:58am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked Nov 21, 2023 @ 12:45pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 21, 2023 @ 2:00pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 21, 2023 @ 4:23pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2023 @ 11:45pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 28, 2023 @ 2:28am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2023 @ 2:17am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Feb 25 @ 11:43pm

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked Feb 25 @ 11:44pm

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Feb 26 @ 3:28am

Introspection

Have 700 You.
Unlocked Feb 26 @ 5:31am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2023 @ 1:15am

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked Feb 26 @ 3:03am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:18pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:43pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked Nov 21, 2023 @ 1:31pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 1:41pm