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For cash, booze and boobies!

Take the job, survive the horrible intro and start the investigations.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2019 @ 10:39pm

Grab and run!

With your stealing skills, you should consider a career in Investment Banking!
Unlocked Sep 11, 2019 @ 10:39pm

Damn you, Darwin!

Meet your first fully-grown Homo Novus.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2019 @ 10:39pm

Hammered like a boss!

Drink a bottle of "Bavarian Blinder" and enjoy the effects!
Unlocked Sep 11, 2019 @ 10:39pm

Still on top of the Food Chain!

Survive the first level without getting devoured by hungry mutants.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2019 @ 10:39pm

Springtime for Hitler and Germany...

...Winter for Poland and France!
Unlocked Sep 11, 2019 @ 10:39pm

Crimson Jihad!

Build a bomb and blow it up!
Unlocked Sep 11, 2019 @ 10:39pm

Coke for ammo!

Tinker around with ice-cold cola to get more shotgun ammo.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2019 @ 10:39pm

All mutants must die!

Fight your way through the hatching room.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2019 @ 10:39pm

Radiation Penis Enlargement

It worked on Fukushima Fish, it worked on you!
Unlocked Sep 11, 2019 @ 10:39pm

Yog-Sothoths Puppetmaster

Resurrect & control a fallen soldier!
Unlocked Sep 11, 2019 @ 10:39pm

My friend Irwin

Ally up with your friendly mutant neighbour!
Unlocked Sep 11, 2019 @ 10:39pm

Cinematic!

Watch at least 2 different propaganda movies.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2019 @ 10:39pm

The secret of the GOLDEN HEAD

Find out what the strange voice meant.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2019 @ 10:39pm

Cry, Baby, Cry!

Make a little girl scream!
Unlocked Sep 11, 2019 @ 10:39pm

All hail to Romero!

Watch "Night of the Living Dead" ingame
Unlocked Sep 11, 2019 @ 10:39pm

To bones, with love.

Drink some Schnaps with a friendly skeleton.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2019 @ 10:39pm

KATJUSHA!

Sing a proper song for this beauty...
Unlocked Sep 11, 2019 @ 10:39pm

History is for p0rn!

Find a vintage adult movie.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2019 @ 10:39pm

HENTAI - PROOF!

Survive a tentacle-rape-attack without using lube!
Unlocked Sep 11, 2019 @ 10:39pm

GAY-o! It´s OK-o!

Support the equal rights movement to get out alive!
Unlocked Sep 11, 2019 @ 10:39pm

Your gods are dead - Cthulhu is rising!

Get additional informations on the infamous NECRONOMICOM!
Unlocked Sep 11, 2019 @ 10:39pm

SCUBA MASTER

Dive in at least two levels in the game.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2019 @ 10:39pm

The holy grail of nerdyness!

Re-program a C64 to get out of the office.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2019 @ 10:39pm

A spark in the dark!

Learn about the ultimate genius, Nikola Tesla.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2019 @ 10:39pm

HE WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED!

Meet the lunatic who designed this game.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2019 @ 10:39pm

The Schrödinger-Fermi-Paradoxon

Find out what two of the greatest minds of mankind did to each other...
Unlocked Sep 11, 2019 @ 10:39pm

Rotten kitty, undead kitty...

little claws of fear, feasting kitty, devouring kitty, your end is near!
Unlocked Sep 11, 2019 @ 10:39pm

On the wrong side of the jacquerie!

Discover why Agent Smith shall never gain access to UBERSOLDAT!
Unlocked Sep 11, 2019 @ 10:39pm

SPACE NAZIS MUST DIE!

Force the Haunebu II flying saucer into retreat!
Unlocked Sep 11, 2019 @ 10:39pm