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Sock Apr 21 @ 6:15pm 
Hey man, long time no see! We played Unturned a long time ago, my username was Trail-cam Tim. Hopefully this message finds you, thank you for your time :steamhappy:
Rokebear Mar 26 @ 8:42am 
One tectonic plate bumped into another and said, “Sorry, my fault.”

Here's why it's funny a tectonic plate (also called lithospheric plate) is a massive, irregularly shaped slab of solid rock, generally composed of both continental and oceanic lithosphere. When a tectonic plate collides with another tectonic plate it ends up creating a crack (fault). How these tectonic plates move relative to each other determines the type of fault that exists at their junction point. There are three basic types of faults; normal, reverse and strike-slip. The junction where plates are moving away from each other produces a "normal" fault. A fault is a break in the rocks that make up the earth's crust, along which on either side rocks move pass eachother.
Justin Dec 31, 2023 @ 9:44pm 
After a good game in rocket league, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great RL and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a rl lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
Justin Dec 31, 2022 @ 8:15pm 
After a good game in rocket league, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great RL and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a rl lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
cfn Oct 16, 2022 @ 11:11am 
+rep hasn't played with me in months and my rank went up :)
Rokebear Jul 18, 2022 @ 4:24am 
Today we'll be looking at the Mattress Factory. The Mattress Factory is a contemporary art museum located in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. It was a pioneer of site-specific installation art and features permanent installations by artists Yayoi Kusama, James Turrell, and Greer Lankton. There are a few different gallery locations, so check out what exhibits are offered at each before you go. There are also educational programs sponsored through the Mattress Factory, such as community workshops and artists talks. Stop by to listen to one if you’re interested.
Nate Feb 28, 2022 @ 8:29pm 
You'd like to think cat, because cats kill rats. However, I don't think you're doing the math:

In a large, 300-year-old house on the water, you will find a minimum of five rats' nests. Each will produce roughly 7-8 rats per cycle, two cycles per month, so 75 rats per month, less rat deaths, say 60 rats per month.

Now, a domesticated house cat would have trouble killing one per day. A feral, experienced barn cat, however, could knock off 3-5 per day, or 72% of our rat growth. Not sufficient to even keep up with inflation, let alone eradicate our rat problem. So, we need more cats.

Cats are territorial, however, so we won't be able to assign more than 3-4 cats per nest, before we get feline turf wars. So, our cap on cats is 20 cats. Twenty feral barn cats with enough room to hunt can effectively kill at least 100 rats per month. We can remove the new ones as they spawn, and start killing 40 rats per month of the existing supply.
Nate Feb 28, 2022 @ 8:29pm 
But, how big is the supply? Well, a standard five-foot rats' nest can hold about a thousand rats in or around it in smaller nests. So our initial supply of rats is around 5000. At 40 per month, our rat problem will be eradicated in 100 years. But then, we're left with the problem of the cats.

Cats breed at an average rate of 2 per year per female cat. assuming at least ten of our initial 20 cats is female, we'll get 40 new cats per year. After starvation and territorial infighting claim 1/4 of them, we have a 30 cat per year surplus. So, when the last rat dies, we'll have about 3000 cats. So now, we need dogs.
To kill 3000 feral barn cats, assuming they are relegated to the basement of this large house, we will need one Rottweiler for every five cats, or 600 Rottweilers. But now we're left with 8,000 pounds of furry slobbering killing machines. To rid ourselves of this canine nuisance, we will need a bigger canine: wolves.
Nate Feb 28, 2022 @ 8:29pm 
A six-wolf pack of North American Timber Wolves can kill a 120-lb Rottweiler in about 40 seconds. However, Rottweilers are also pack hunters, so pack v. pack, a pack of six Timberwolves can murder 1.5 six-dog Rottweiler packs. So we need upwards of 400 Wolf Packs. The urine smell will be unforgettable.

To rid ourselves of 400 packs of Timberwolves, the only reasonable option is to kill them with fire from above. So, to ensure no danger to neighboring residences, we should probably exterminate them from way above, using A-10 Warthog anti-tank ammunition and smart targeting. Other houses will be spared, other than their window glass, and the wolf problem will be no more.
Nate Feb 28, 2022 @ 8:29pm 
But, since the Warthog anti-tank rounds are enriched with uranium, we now have a nuclear biohazard to work out. But the solution to that is simple. We fill the basement with molten lead, assuming the actual house was obliterated by the Warthog or the dog fighting, and when it cools, we pour several hundred cubic feet of concrete, and when it dries, we backfill the area with soil, and plant soybeans. They're a very versatile plant, and will sprout quickly. In short time, we will have a beautful field of green soybean sprouts, and all our problems we be over.

Of course, the soybeans will attract rats...
Rokebear Feb 3, 2022 @ 11:58am 
One tectonic plate bumped into another and said, “Sorry, my fault.”

Here's why it's funny a tectonic plate (also called lithospheric plate) is a massive, irregularly shaped slab of solid rock, generally composed of both continental and oceanic lithosphere. When a tectonic plate collides with another tectonic plate it ends up creating a crack (fault). How these tectonic plates move relative to each other determines the type of fault that exists at their junction point. There are three basic types of faults; normal, reverse and strike-slip. The junction where plates are moving away from each other produces a "normal" fault. A fault is a break in the rocks that make up the earth's crust, along which on either side rocks move pass eachother.
Smooth Brain Jan 21, 2022 @ 3:03pm 
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crossbar Jan 8, 2022 @ 11:12pm 
I can't wait for next years comment.
Justin Dec 31, 2021 @ 10:04pm 
After a good game in rocket league, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great RL and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a rl lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
Rokebear Nov 5, 2021 @ 9:52pm 
tell the gc I said hi ;)
Rokebear Nov 5, 2021 @ 4:17pm 
I ask what size bals
Rokebear Nov 5, 2021 @ 4:17pm 
What do you ask
Rokebear Nov 5, 2021 @ 4:17pm 
A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a beer. The bartender replies, “For you, no charge.”
Rokebear Nov 5, 2021 @ 2:46pm 
One tectonic plate bumped into another and said, “Sorry, my fault.”

Here's why it's funny a tectonic plate (also called lithospheric plate) is a massive, irregularly shaped slab of solid rock, generally composed of both continental and oceanic lithosphere. When a tectonic plate collides with another tectonic plate it ends up creating a crack (fault). How these tectonic plates move relative to each other determines the type of fault that exists at their junction point. There are three basic types of faults; normal, reverse and strike-slip. The junction where plates are moving away from each other produces a "normal" fault. A fault is a break in the rocks that make up the earth's crust, along which on either side rocks move pass eachother.
Smooth Brain Jun 11, 2021 @ 12:38pm 
Gobble me, swallow me, drip down the side of me (yeah)
Quick, jump out 'fore you let it get inside of me (yeah)
I tell him where to put it, never tell him where I'm 'bout to be
I'll run down on him 'fore I have a ♥♥♥♥♥ running me (pow, pow)
Talk your ♥♥♥♥, bite your lip (yeah)
Ask for a car while you ride that ♥♥♥♥ (while you ride that ♥♥♥♥)
You really ain't never gotta ♥♥♥♥ him for a thang (yeah)
He already made his mind up 'fore he came (ayy, ah)
Now get your boots and your coat (ah, ah, ah)
For this wet-ass ♥♥♥♥♥
He bought a phone just for pictures
Of this wet-ass ♥♥♥♥♥ (click, click, click)
Pay my tuition just to kiss me
On this wet-ass ♥♥♥♥♥ (mwah, mwah, mwah)
Now make it rain if you wanna
See some wet-ass ♥♥♥♥♥ (yeah, yeah)
Nate Jun 2, 2021 @ 4:13pm 
Einstein, Newton, and Pascal decide to play hide-and-seek. Einstein is "It," closes his eyes, counts to 10, and then opens them. Pascal is nowhere to be seen. Newton is sitting right in front of Einstein, with a piece of chalk in his hand. He's sitting in a box drawn on the ground, a meter to one side. Einstein says, "Newton, you're terrible, I've found you!" Newton says, "No no, no. You've found one Newton per square meter. You've found Pascal!" Here's why it's funny: The pascal (Pa) is a unit used to measure pressure and stress, among other things. One pascal is equal to one newton (N) of force applied over an area of one square meter, or 1 Pa = 1 N/m2.
Rokebear Jun 2, 2021 @ 8:21am 
here's why it's funny
Smooth Brain May 30, 2021 @ 1:07pm 
This player is fantastic, just needs to work on aerials, rotations, positioning, ball control, power shots, clears, passes, air dribbles, flip resets, mustys, bumps, double touches, fakes, saves, and scoring goals.
Ytilibail May 2, 2021 @ 5:27pm 
ok
Rokebear Apr 29, 2021 @ 8:52am 
Signed by A gigantic mutated wolf, a gigantic mutated crocodile that is the size of a football field that could kick the ♥♥♥♥ out of Godzilla, against me and my best friend George, whose a rare albino gorilla.
Rokebear Apr 29, 2021 @ 8:45am 
A gigantic mutated wolf, a gigantic mutated crocodile that is the size of a football field that could kick the ♥♥♥♥ out of Godzilla, against me and my best friend George, whose a rare albino gorilla.
Rokebear Apr 29, 2021 @ 8:42am 
Rocky Mountain oysters, also known as prairie oysters in Canada, is a dish made of bull, pig or sheep testicles. The organs are often deep-fried after being peeled, coated in flour, pepper and salt, and sometimes pounded flat.
cfn Apr 28, 2021 @ 6:21pm 
Professional Rawdogger
Ytilibail Apr 28, 2021 @ 2:54pm 
ok
Rokebear Apr 18, 2021 @ 8:04pm 
Today we'll be looking at the Mattress Factory. The Mattress Factory is a contemporary art museum located in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. It was a pioneer of site-specific installation art and features permanent installations by artists Yayoi Kusama, James Turrell, and Greer Lankton. There are a few different gallery locations, so check out what exhibits are offered at each before you go. There are also educational programs sponsored through the Mattress Factory, such as community workshops and artists talks. Stop by to listen to one if you’re interested.
Sock Feb 11, 2021 @ 9:54am 
Please let me see the kids again. I have nothing without them...please have mercy.
Nate Feb 2, 2021 @ 2:32pm 
pepeLaugh
Justin Dec 31, 2020 @ 9:00pm 
After a good game in rocket league, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great RL and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a rl lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
Rokebear Dec 4, 2020 @ 7:51am 
Did you know Rocky Mountain oysters, also known as prairie oysters in Canada, is a dish made of bull, pig or sheep testicles. The organs are often deep-fried after being peeled, coated in flour, pepper and salt, and sometimes pounded flat. This delicacy is most often served as an appetizer.
Ytilibail Apr 29, 2020 @ 2:25pm 
-rep wont leave me alone, we broke up 4 years ago please move on
Smooth Brain Mar 21, 2020 @ 1:17am 
carried to 1600 gc
Justin Dec 31, 2018 @ 10:14pm 
After a good game in rocket league, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great RL and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a rl lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
Ytilibail Apr 22, 2018 @ 7:43am 
in several ways i am like mia khalifa, i also like men, and have aids
Rokebear Dec 18, 2017 @ 6:27pm 
Rocky Mountain oysters, also known as prairie oysters in Canada, is a dish made of bull, pig or sheep testicles. The organs are often deep-fried after being peeled, coated in flour, pepper and salt, and sometimes pounded flat.
Rokebear Dec 18, 2017 @ 6:27pm 
Rocky Mountain oysters, also known as prairie oysters in Canada, is a dish made of bull, pig or sheep testicles. The organs are often deep-fried after being peeled, coated in flour, pepper and salt, and sometimes pounded flat.
Rokebear Dec 18, 2017 @ 6:27pm 
Rocky Mountain oysters, also known as prairie oysters in Canada, is a dish made of bull, pig or sheep testicles. The organs are often deep-fried after being peeled, coated in flour, pepper and salt, and sometimes pounded flat.
Rokebear Dec 18, 2017 @ 6:27pm 
Rocky Mountain oysters, also known as prairie oysters in Canada, is a dish made of bull, pig or sheep testicles. The organs are often deep-fried after being peeled, coated in flour, pepper and salt, and sometimes pounded flat.
Rokebear Dec 18, 2017 @ 6:27pm 
Rocky Mountain oysters, also known as prairie oysters in Canada, is a dish made of bull, pig or sheep testicles. The organs are often deep-fried after being peeled, coated in flour, pepper and salt, and sometimes pounded flat.
Rokebear Dec 18, 2017 @ 6:27pm 
Rocky Mountain oysters, also known as prairie oysters in Canada, is a dish made of bull, pig or sheep testicles. The organs are often deep-fried after being peeled, coated in flour, pepper and salt, and sometimes pounded flat.
Rokebear Dec 18, 2017 @ 1:42pm 
Rocky Mountain oysters, also known as prairie oysters in Canada, is a dish made of bull, pig or sheep testicles. The organs are often deep-fried after being peeled, coated in flour, pepper and salt, and sometimes pounded flat.
Rokebear Dec 18, 2017 @ 1:42pm 
Rocky Mountain oysters, also known as prairie oysters in Canada, is a dish made of bull, pig or sheep testicles. The organs are often deep-fried after being peeled, coated in flour, pepper and salt, and sometimes pounded flat.
Rokebear Dec 18, 2017 @ 1:42pm 
Rocky Mountain oysters, also known as prairie oysters in Canada, is a dish made of bull, pig or sheep testicles. The organs are often deep-fried after being peeled, coated in flour, pepper and salt, and sometimes pounded flat.
Rokebear Dec 18, 2017 @ 1:42pm 
Rocky Mountain oysters, also known as prairie oysters in Canada, is a dish made of bull, pig or sheep testicles. The organs are often deep-fried after being peeled, coated in flour, pepper and salt, and sometimes pounded flat.
Rokebear Dec 18, 2017 @ 1:42pm 
Rocky Mountain oysters, also known as prairie oysters in Canada, is a dish made of bull, pig or sheep testicles. The organs are often deep-fried after being peeled, coated in flour, pepper and salt, and sometimes pounded flat.
Rokebear Dec 18, 2017 @ 1:42pm 
Rocky Mountain oysters, also known as prairie oysters in Canada, is a dish made of bull, pig or sheep testicles. The organs are often deep-fried after being peeled, coated in flour, pepper and salt, and sometimes pounded flat.