I felt something visiting. This time two. They started sucking one nut each. Wasn’t a fan. I told them to go for the head. Felt a little uncomfortable. Kinda like it was probably gay? Had no way of telling so I said some Jesus stuff. They disappear by shrinking into shadows. I look over and Jesus is sitting on the dresser I don’t have. He’s small and had a blue nose. He’s just staring at me. Suddenly, I swing at him, not meaning to do harm. I don’t know why I did that. He did some ninja decoy s h i t and turned into 4 AAA batteries that fell over and rolled off the table. I looked over and he was watching me from another position. I explained why I don’t know why I did that and I felt at ease. I then woke up. Kinda proud of myself for avoiding head from a ghost or something this time. But I swung on Jesus, so idk.

10/10 best AA

Bruh