TLDR

-I was only nine years and eleven months old
-I loved bush so much, I owned all
the oil and barrels
-I pray for bush every night, thanking him for the freedom
I have been given
-"Bush is love" I say "bush is life"
-My dad hears me and
calls me a republican
-He is obviously jealous of my devotion to the tea party

-I called him a Mexican
-He slaps me and sends me to my room
-I am crying
now, because my face hurts
-I go into my bed and it is very cold
-I feel a
warmth moving towards me
-I feel something touch me
-It's Bush
-I am so
happy
-He whispers in my ear "jet fuel can't melt steel beams"
-He grabs me
with his oily hands and puts me on my -hands and knees
-I'm ready
-I spread
my ass cheeks for bush
-He penetrates my butthole
-It hurts so much but I do
it for bush
-I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water
-I push
against his force
-I want to please bush
-He roars a mighty roar and fills me
with oil
-My dad walks in
-Bush stares at him

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