Schmendrik
Carl   Korea, Democratic People's Republic of
 
 
4 years ago when my son was 2 years old I started to supplement his cartoons with beginner pvp youtube videos and Dream's Manhunt series. Over the course of these years I feel like he has retained absolutely nothing even though I have spent every waking minute trying to make him understand. I have done almost everything that I have thought of including having Sweatgod's videos playing while he is sleeping and only having Bloje on the TV to try and make him understand the community. I felt as though I got to a breaking point when he couldn't differentiate between a sword and a rod even though we we went through different strategies for almost a month straight. I finally convinced my wife that we were doing the right thing when I said that he will soon be a Wendy's worker begging his wife's husband for a weekly allowance because he will never amount to be anything. I couldn't fathom raising a kid who was not able to pvp the best by the time he was 10. With all that said if anyone wants a 6 year old child who is ♥♥♥♥♥♥ at minecraft pvp check out Eternal Sunny Orphanage in Omaha, Nebraska and maybe your luck will be better than mine with him.
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󠀡󠀡󠀡⁧⁧1x5x7 Jun 26, 2022 @ 10:07am 
god rest her soul
Poohy Sep 18, 2017 @ 11:18pm 
Praise the sun.
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XVideos Feb 20, 2017 @ 6:18pm 
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Looking Dec 24, 2016 @ 9:50am 
Merry Christmas!
nzo Oct 7, 2016 @ 10:26am 
IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO TO YOUR FUNERAL CUZ I'D BE IN JAIL FOR KILLING THE MOTHER ♥♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED YOU!


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