Things real people have taken the time out of their day to type (ordered by most to least amusing):

"Scrim us" (after losing to me and a random)
- Volt Esports Academy

"Gonna go suck on a tampon" (said in a fit of anger)
- Stixss

"You are so sensitive like a woman"
- Brad.

"suck my nuts console carrot"
-thomas

"All you guys do is pass to them" (said directly after own-goaling)
- Lucifer. washed

"I could careless"
- Stixss