RIP to the legends


My gag reflex is as absent as my father figure

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Wing Wong Asians Have lil Ding Dongs

I once ate hand sanitzer it was gross

My left nut is abnormally small in comparison to my right

Im Very Fit Yet Very UGly

Im not gay but if i could get a boner for u its really trying\

When a woman gets a vibrator, it's seen as a bit of naughty fun. BUT when a guy orders a 240 volt ♥♥♥♥master Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating ♥♥♥♥♥, elasticized♥♥♥♥♥♥with non-drip♥♥♥♥♥♥♥collection tray, together with optional built-in realistic ♥♥♥♥♥♥ scream 7.1 surround system, he's called a pervert.