Bingo Bongous, George Phillip the third of Bingusberg Enterprises Incorperated, a subsidiary of Bonbangabo Ltd.

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My full title is Bingo Bongous, Knight of the Most Ancient and Most Noble Order of the Church of the holy Bongos, Knight Grand Master and Cross of the Most Excellent Order of the Global Set, Lord High Admiral of Diplomacy and State, Crown Prince of Foxville, Reluctant Steward of King Kik-a-Bray of Dunkiton, Most Appreciated apprentice of Sir H. M. Woggle-Bug, T.E., Sir Edward of the Whimsies, Second and Secondmost of the Mysterious and Diabolical Phanfasms of Phantastico, Thane of the Grand Gollypoot, Immune Drinker and Keeper of the Fountain of Oblivion, Elucidator of Geographical Disputes Between Members of the Animal Kingdom, Feeder of King Roquat's Seven-Headed Dogs, Holder of the Secrets of the Magic Powder of Life, Her Royal Majesty's Flipper of the Balisong, Most Noble-Hearted Wielder of the Plastic Axe That Which is Known to Destroy Stone With Narry a Nick, Holder of the Play and Look, Court Wizard of the Mangaboo Prince, Consumer of the BBQ Backon Burgus, Inhaler of the Milky Coolant, Drinker of International Delight French Vanilla Cream, Champion of Bro-Smashing, Holy Reader and Scribe of bds126-motorists-handbook.pdf, Consumer of Balls, Holder of the Flesh-Staff, Pisser of Pant, Spammer of Rhino Poop GIFs, Computer of Paranoia, Arch-Mage of the Royal College of Athletic Arts, Listener of the Royal College of Athletic Sciences, Legate of Bagels, George Phillip the third of Bingusberg Enterprises Incorperated, a subsidiary of Bonbangabo Ltd.

Pronouns are Cool/Hat/David
Complaining about the amount of genders adds 3 more
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Clay supremacist - if you like any other soils I will pee your pants whenever you are in public