Q: What's the difference between a Mac and an Etch-a-Sketch?
A: You don't have to shake the Mac to clear the screen.
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The doctrine of human equality reposes on this: that there is no man
really clever who has not found that he is stupid.
-- Gilbert K. Chesterson
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There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.
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Girls who throw themselves at men, are actually taking very careful aim.
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Who loves me will also love my dog.
-- John Donne
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I do desire we may be better strangers.
-- William Shakespeare, "As You Like It"
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The primary difference [...] is that the Java programm will reliably and
obviously crash, whereas the C Program will do something obscure
-- Java Language Tutorial
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Fry: I'm not a robot like you. I don't like having disks crammed
into me... unless they're Oreos, and then only in the mouth.
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