+ rep, salut, add moi stp, j'ai une proposition

софтовая падаль -rep

noob

If you see an onion ring -- answer it!
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Peter: Hey, Mort, do these suppositories come in any other flavors?
Mort Goldman: Peter! You're not eating those, are you?
Peter: [sarcastically] No, I'm shoving them up my butt. Of course I'm eating them.
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Could I have a drug overdose?
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"I've finally learned what `upward compatible' means. It means we
get to keep all our old mistakes."
-- Dennie van Tassel
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Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Five. One to screw in the light bulb and four to share the
experience. (Actually, Californians don't screw in
light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs.)

Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Three. One to screw in the light bulb and two to fend off all
those Californians trying to share the experience.
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"Dad buried in landslide! Jubilant throngs fill streets! Stunned father

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