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And so it begins...

Make your first kill.
Unlocked May 14, 2020 @ 7:20am

Oh, you press F1!

Start the second level.
Unlocked May 14, 2020 @ 7:20am

Dirty knees

Duck under a rocket.
Unlocked May 14, 2020 @ 7:20am

Forrest Gump

Run for 5 minutes.
Unlocked May 14, 2020 @ 7:20am

How Kevorkian!

Perform your first execution.
Unlocked May 14, 2020 @ 7:20am

Patrick Bateman

Make 100 kills.
Unlocked May 14, 2020 @ 7:20am

Dexter

Make 1000 kills.
Unlocked May 14, 2020 @ 7:20am

Mickey and Mallory

Make 10000 kills.
Unlocked May 14, 2020 @ 7:20am

Half-mast hard-on

Complete level 10.
Unlocked May 14, 2020 @ 7:20am

Get a girlfriend

Complete the game.
Unlocked May 14, 2020 @ 7:20am

Bulletstorm

Fire 1,000,000 bullets.
Unlocked May 14, 2020 @ 7:20am

Peter North would be proud

Hit 100,000 targets.
Unlocked May 14, 2020 @ 7:20am

Holes is holes

Take 10,000 hits.
Unlocked May 14, 2020 @ 7:20am

Z for Zachariah

Complete the game having killed everything.
Unlocked May 14, 2020 @ 7:20am

Boondock Saint

Complete the game without letting any non-hostile NPCs die
Unlocked May 14, 2020 @ 7:20am

I swear, the AR is for hunting!

Complete the game using only the M16.
Unlocked May 14, 2020 @ 7:20am

Army of One

Use every weapon in the game.
Unlocked May 14, 2020 @ 7:20am

From my cold, dead hands

Complete a level with less than 10 health.
Unlocked May 14, 2020 @ 7:20am

NOPE! Chuck Testa.

Fight an ostrich.
Unlocked May 14, 2020 @ 7:20am

You want our autograph too?

Watch all the credits.
Unlocked May 14, 2020 @ 7:20am

Ballmer Baller

Play the Mac or Linux version of the game.
Unlocked May 14, 2020 @ 7:20am

The Hell's Fargo Wagon

Firebomb the band.
Unlocked May 14, 2020 @ 7:20am

Took a banger in the mouth

Take a rocket to the face.
Unlocked May 14, 2020 @ 7:20am

Never nude-ist

Kill a naked person.
Unlocked May 14, 2020 @ 7:20am

Sissy

Enable cheats.
Unlocked May 14, 2020 @ 7:20am

I'm afraid I just blue myself!

Commit suicide.
Unlocked May 14, 2020 @ 7:20am

Bad touch!

Touch someone while burning.
Unlocked May 14, 2020 @ 7:20am